Choose Game

Basically, you choose odds or evens and remark "Once, twice, three, SHOOT!" each player either holds out a closed fist, 1 finger, or 2 fingers, therefore the total can either add up to 0, 1, 2, 3, or 4. If it is 0, no player wins. If it is even (2,4) the evens player wins and if it's odd (1,3) the odds player wins.

Seinfeld: George and Jerry played the Choose game in 'The Robbery' Episode to decide who should get the apartment, Jerry ends up winning.

by Seinfeldlolololol June 2, 2011

bustin' chops

verb.
1. To give someone a hard time.
2. To be a hard ass.

" I'm bustin' chops today. Ask anyone." ~ Janitor on Scrubs

by Rob March 2, 2005

mutton chops

Sideburns that have grown to a size at which they have overtaken the edges of the face and are working their way towards each other. Possibly the best thing to happen to the side of the head since ears.

Check out those mad mutton chops, i bet they keep his ears warm.

by S Dizzle January 12, 2004

beggars can't be choosers

used when someone is desperate for something but then becomes picky about it

person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers

by josef (joey) s March 10, 2020

Chonson

Penis; same as Johnson but pronounced with a German accent; from the film “The Big Lebowski”

Nihilist: "We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson!"

by Lozza_68 February 24, 2008

wog chops

a black mans big lips

a woman big lips

oi mate check out them wog chops .

shut your wog chops

get your wog chops round my cock

by nwa666 September 27, 2009

CHUBBY CHOOSTER

when a girl walks by and that ass is just so unbelievably PHAT that you just can't stop looking .

Then you scream to your homie DAMNNN LOOK AT THAT CHUBBY CHOOSTER all without getting caught !!

HOLY SHIT !! SHE GOT THAT CHUBBY CHOOSTER !!!!

by shauniee stylez January 15, 2019