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Chodles

A popular nickname for friends who are as wide as they are tall and has a buzzed head, making him look like a chode.

A Chodles is usually shy around the opposite sex and goes creeper status when drunk.
Boy: "have you met my roommate yet?"

Girl: "what does he look like?"

Boy: "he is pretty short, just as wide as he is tall, and his hair is buzzed."

Girl: "OH! that little Chodles over there with his hand on that girls shoulder all creepy like?"

Boy: "Yep! thats him!"
by Slik Rik December 8, 2009
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choules

i beast of a man, balls the size of a mans head. If you threaten him he will not back down or tap out till he is dead. He is a sex god that makes many girls beg to stop without even starting the deed.
man you are not even near big enough to beat a choules
by sidewinder1995 November 30, 2011
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cholesterol

“hey can i get some cholesterol”
“no timmy, i’m your mother
by mom’s delicious wap April 3, 2020
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Hallway Cholesterol

The unwanted build-up of people standing/mingling in hallways of schools, offices, and public places that causes restriction of the flow of people.
"Sorry I was late Mr. Turnbaum, I got caught up behind some Hallway Cholesterol."

"Due to the amount of hallway cholesterol at my school, I have been late to class every day this week."
by ParCib9494 October 18, 2011
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Cholesterol

Probably the biggest health myth propagated by the pharmaceutical industry. The body needs both kinds of cholesterol. There is no such thing as "bad" or "good" cholesterol. The study that was done to test cholesterol as a heart disease contributor was flawed. They tested RABBITS (A VEGETARIAN) and a FOX (A CARNIVORE). Humans are omnivores. Just read your information in books and on the internet. Statins lower your risk for heart disease, but increases other major factors for deaths of other causes.
Pharmaceutical Industry Mark: Cholesterol is a bad thing, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Doctors in training: Yes, I agree with that. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
by TheOrtonRevolution January 4, 2011
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Cholesterol City

A fast-food restaurant, such as McDonald's or Burger King, serving only fatty foods.
Last night I ate a triple cheeseburger at Bimbo's. That place is cholesterol city!
by KBK January 31, 2005
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choblesome

A word to say that something is good to talk about or something looks nice.
Hey that house is very choblesome!
by Bobcato_0 June 23, 2022
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