choseborger

A Kid that is freaking HUGE! He eats hotpockets Everyday and mostly everything in the household, gets pissed at games and cusses at them. Also trys to make love with his own dog.

Dont let a choseborger into your resuraunt.

well dont let him anywere near food.

by wat the effffffffffff March 2, 2009

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two alternative options, but none of which suit your immediate purposes in life or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you, at least atm

mother: Daniel I found out yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class to make something out of yourself or you can move the hell out of my house onto welfare. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma October 18, 2012

choosey tough guy

Someone who decides to act bold and cocky around other individuals that are weaker/smaller/less intimidating than them but crumble once they are in the presence of someone who towers over them (bigger).

Joe lolly: Hey mark, that guy called you a fag!

Mark: Where?!

Joe lolly: That big dude in behind you.

Mark: Oh, well he's kinda big, but if he were my size I would take him on....

Joe lolly: Dam bro, your a choosey tough guy.

by Jay-Si January 19, 2013

chostered

To mean extremely tired as a result of physical activity, work or study.

To be drained of all ones energy.

I had a really busy day at work, Im chostered!

by mybraincantthinkofaname May 14, 2009

chosofuck

The owner of this page: literally one of the funniest mfs you will ever meet.
HUGE choso stan

chosofuck stans: "PLS FJSJFJS DID YOU SEE CHOSOFUCK'S POST I DIED OML"
unseasoned mf: "who?"
chosofuck stans: "this is why you aren't swag smh"

by nagitokomaedaonthenintendods_ March 12, 2021

woke up and chose violence

When someone ABSOLUTELY flames someone else, someone basically saying you flamed him

this man woke up and chose violence

by didntasklolnoob232 December 7, 2020

mac-and-chose

Past tense of Mac-and-cheese

Yesterday I had a big bowl of mac-and-chose

by Andrew69420 January 16, 2018