chores

a shitty ass habit only practiced by white familes or "wanna be white" families.

white:yo what kinds of chores do you do around your house? I do lots!

non white: shut up bitch i dont do chores, thats why we have moms for...dumbass

by deathinhaler May 17, 2009

dick chores

Menial tasks and busy work like cleaning, stocking, sorting, etc. that must be completed before you can go home from work.

"I should get off by 6, but I need to get my dick chores done first"

by Char H January 8, 2006

chores

bullshit.

aye man, sorry I can't come my moms making me do chores.

by coolgirl2456 October 12, 2016

chorelax

Relaxing by doing chores -- approaching basic, necessary household tasks as a way to unwind.

Saturdays I like to chorelax by enjoying a margarita in the bathroom while I bleach my tub and listen to the Dolly Parton podcast.

by salmonellafitzgerald September 20, 2020

Mouth Chores

Oral sex

I got to go to Old Man Whithers house to perform some mouth chores. It's how I pay for my dates with Charlene, that sophomore who still won't put out.

by UCB Guy August 20, 2013

National Do Your Chores Day

National Do Your Chores Day is on November 13th and is the day you have to do your chores.

Mike: yo did you know it’s National Do Your Chores Day?

Jim: Well I can’t beat off so I might as well do my chores.

by nignogdogmylog September 30, 2019

ninja chores

Doing your chores last minute and quickly like a ninja before either one or both of your parents arrive home. Or to pretend that you did your chores when they left to go out but instead you decided to hold it off and be lazy till you had no choice but be quick like a ninja to finish off them chores and thats why its called ninja chores.

A conversation through text message.

Person 1:Hey, whats up? can i come over to hang?
Person 2:Hey, umm..prolly in an hour is fine.
Person 1:Okay dude. What are you up too now?
Person 2:Um...my parents will be home in 15 minutes so i gotta do ninja chores so they'll see i finished my chores and so you could come over.
Person 1:Haha, ninja chores awesome!
Person 2:Lols, yeah i ttyl gotta gett um done laters!

by sarmn2punk April 10, 2010