On the chopping block

A person who's on the chopping block is in danger of losing their job or getting into serious trouble. A project that's on the chopping block is likely to be terminated.

Matt really put his head on the chopping block when he started

spending all the money that doesn't belonged to him.

by Morphius13 July 13, 2016

chopping rails

Cutting up lines of powdered drugs such as cocaine for inhalation.

Bruce was chopping rails of blow when the cops kicked in his door.

by sniffle and snort September 2, 2010

choosing beggar

A typical choosing beggar wants things that are decently expensive, and good quality, for astonishingly low prices. The "choosing beggar" title, originated from Reddit, under a subreddit called r/choosingbeggars. When choosing beggars don't get their ways, they often start cussing and threatening the person trying to sell them the item. A karen is often a choosing beggar.

Salesperson - I had a choosing beggar try to get a 3-month-old MacBook from me for 30 dollars and some essential oils!

Friend - Dude WTF? Those peeps are insane, man.

by nutella_14 May 20, 2019

Chopping the Straddle

When a female is in the spread eagle position and a male who has an erection jumps and karate chops the females vagina with his erect penis.

I can't piss right today man, because last night i sprained my dick chopping the straddle.

by StraddleWaddle November 16, 2011

Choosing my battles

Making a decision based upton what is most worth fighting for.

You make choosing my battles real easy at this point.

by PineappleJuice May 1, 2015

Chopping board chest

When a woman has no tits,not even an A cup

Damn,she has no tits,just some skin then ribs,she got chopping board chest

by Alloy June 20, 2020

Chopping Onions

Busy, or otherwise overwhelmed with work.

Originally used in Northeastern culinary institutions, made its way into corporate lingo late 2012.

John was chopping onions trying to get his management reports done and fix the broken copier.

When Sam asked John if he could do him a favor, John responded "Sorry, I can't, I'm chopping onions this morning!"

by TabbyDabby April 1, 2013