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Chonk

Someone who looks normal and has no outisde physical effects of eating trash but however there body is decay and rooting for the amount of shit they consume
i am a chonk (Consumes 8 mars bars a day)
by #selfie#noway#England May 10, 2019
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Chonk

HMmMm that cat is ChOnK/y
by Pepe poopepe July 8, 2019
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Chonk

Nickname of guitarist for seminal punk band FAQ
"Dude look at Chonk shred!"
by The Real Chonk June 5, 2009
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Chonk

To eat very aggressively and with passion.
"Hey! Jared! Stop chonking bath bombs!"
by Iviola Akine December 26, 2019
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Chonk

A timid, squirrelly person who tries to cross the street from the middle of a block, or at a corner with no crosswalk, and fails. They often attempt to cross a busy street and fail and have to walk a few blocks to the nearest crosswalk.
Look at that chonk poking his head out between those parked cars. I bet he'll pull a frogger, fail at crossing the street, and have to use a crosswalk in humiliation. what a dumbass.
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Chonk

Stacey is a bit of a Chonk.
by bigthompson11 June 19, 2019
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Chonk

Oh the Chonker is scoping today? He’ll need two adjoined endoscopy rooms to fit his fat chonk ass.
by GI J October 14, 2020
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