Chonk

Someone who looks normal and has no outisde physical effects of eating trash but however there body is decay and rooting for the amount of shit they consume

i am a chonk (Consumes 8 mars bars a day)

by #selfie#noway#England May 10, 2019

Chonk

It means fat/big

HMmMm that cat is ChOnK/y

by Pepe poopepe July 8, 2019

Chonk

Nickname of guitarist for seminal punk band FAQ

"Dude look at Chonk shred!"

by The Real Chonk June 5, 2009

Chonk

To eat very aggressively and with passion.

"Hey! Jared! Stop chonking bath bombs!"

by Iviola Akine December 26, 2019

Chonk

A timid, squirrelly person who tries to cross the street from the middle of a block, or at a corner with no crosswalk, and fails. They often attempt to cross a busy street and fail and have to walk a few blocks to the nearest crosswalk.

Look at that chonk poking his head out between those parked cars. I bet he'll pull a frogger, fail at crossing the street, and have to use a crosswalk in humiliation. what a dumbass.

by Incident Commander Thad Allen August 16, 2010

Chonk

An individual of large horizontal stature.

Stacey is a bit of a Chonk.

by bigthompson11 June 19, 2019

Chonk

A tub of lard that goes by the name Tushar.

Oh the Chonker is scoping today? He’ll need two adjoined endoscopy rooms to fit his fat chonk ass.

by GI J October 14, 2020