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Cholesterol Hero

Whenever a ridiculously obese person is playing (or perhaps attempting to play) the game Guitar Hero. He or she may think that playing it may actually lower his or her cholesterol level.
-"Gee I wonder if anyone even gets a workout at the arcade."
-"Maybe cholesterol hero over there."
-"Aw dude I don't even want to look!"
by acrestare July 7, 2011
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Cholesterol Dick

Used to define when a female gains weight sometime after intercourse with a male. Many factors can go into the increased wieght, such as depression, lack of exercise, or poor dieting. Implication is that the male has fatty semen.
"Hey have you seen Debra after her break up with Todd four months back?"

"Yeah, she let her ass go. Todd's got some serious cholesterol dick."
by ORegan March 22, 2015
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Cholesterolites

The nutrients in deep fried and greasy food that helps to sober you up after a wicked bender.
We stopped at Waffle House when we were low on cholesterolites after my bachelor party.
by SR33666 December 15, 2018
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Cholesterol

There Are Two Types Of Cholesterol, Good, And Bad Cholesterol. It's Bad If Your Good Cholesterol Is Low AND Bad If Your Bad Cholesterol Is High. However, It's Good If Your Good Cholesterol Is High And If Your Bad Cholesterol Is Low.
Person 1: "I Just Got My Blood Drawn And I Have Low Good Cholesterol."
Person 2: "Oh Dang Bro That Sucks."
by Wo' 'er March 1, 2023
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Worlds highest cholesterol

Isaac has a very high cholesterol the fat neek
Worlds highest cholesterol If you have this you like salt like Isaac
by Peppathekilla January 8, 2025
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colesterol queen

When someone eats so enough colesterol to clog a cows heart and then gives dietary advise.
The professor is a such a colesterol queen he eats enough fat to make an Ethiopian obese, can't understand why his blood pressure is skyrocketed, and tells everyone else how to lose weight.
by Styxlover July 17, 2016
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Mild Cholester

See that guy with an anime profile picture? Odds are, he's a mild cholester.
by Pac-ManChampionshipEditionDX+ October 31, 2025
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