Chochmonkey Guy

When someone is being such a fag Chochmonkey doesn't cut it.

"Check that dude trying to steal all our women, he is being such a Chochmonkey Guy."

by SwaggyG420 August 18, 2016

Chode Monkey

A rare form of human in which the human looks like a mix between a chode and a monkey.

“Today I was out hunting and I came across a chode monkey.

by Punchy Rock May 20, 2019

Chode Monkey

Somebody who come's into your home and destroys your flat surfaces in an attempt to open his imported beers.

"Did that Chode Monkey just try to open a Heineken on your window sill??"

"Dude that Chode Monkey totally just took a chunk off of your end table!"

by Captain Dingus May 3, 2013

chodemonger

Chicks who like to go down on guys who have not been circumcised.

They like foreskins (chode). That two dollar hooker only charges one dollar for guys with a chode. She is a real chodemonger

by alien love weasel February 3, 2004

chowmonkey

someone who makes obnoxious sounds while eating so much that you have to leave to somewhere else

dude your such a chowmonkey im gonna go now your fucking obnoxious

by bobchicken June 27, 2009