crocodile mudslinger

When a girl bites down on you nutsack and causes you to erupt an explosive soupy shit on her face.

That nigger must have gotten a crocodile mudslinger last night cause he be stinkin'.

by Curtis E Bearr January 2, 2009

Crocadiller

The redneck version of saying "crocadile"

holy shit my cousin arm was bitten off by a crocadiller

by Phython74 June 25, 2009

crocadillapig

really horrid looking female

"I had too much to drink last night and pulled this bird, when I woke up next to her in the morning I suddenly became aware she was a right crocadillapig".

by Timmy27 October 18, 2006

Cockadile Tears

When a girls develops tears in her eyes due to a cock down her throat while giving a blowjob.

Jane had my cock so deep down her throat she starting crying cockadile tears.

by TheRoyal11 June 7, 2011

cocodile

A cocodile is a crocodile but infinitely cooler

that cocodile was so cool

by NotNotNotNeil June 25, 2022

Crocodile Humper

An Australian person that nobody likes.

Bro, you see that guy with the annoying accent over there?
Yeah, hes a crocodile humper

by Oorwlly January 20, 2023

Crocodile Shears

noun:

One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.

The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.

When I found out what crocodile shears were I barfed.

by Argonak April 12, 2008