CHOMO

Chat Homo. A person who's life revolves around internet "chat rooms". CHOMOs often experience anxiety, depression, frustration and anger when their favorite chat room goes offline or modifications to the chat room are implemented. Forum moderators are subsequently bombarded by bitching, whining requests to "PLEASE FIX CHAT!!"

"The problem isn't that you don't know who's in there, it's that you never know when to log in because you don't know if anyone is in there. The usual chatters are just having trouble getting together."
- response by a CHOMO when the "who is in chat" icon goes down

by DIVE WATCH CONNECTION August 03, 2011

Chomo

Short for chocolate mousse.

A divine chocolate desert.

Antoine: (after scooping some chomo) Dang that’s some sick chomo
Matthieu: You know it. Real babe magnet too

by Chomomatt April 23, 2021

Chomo

This means child molester

Me: Joe did you hear that the chomo hadn’t been caught yet?
Joe: What?!?! No way

by Poopeaterbeatermeater69 March 17, 2021

Chomo

A man well over 30 who engages intercourse with girls 18-23

That chomo

by Peter gottman December 29, 2021

Chomo

A child molester who likes children of the same sex

A guy who likes little boys

Did you know Curtis is a Chomo?

by c_g September 26, 2008

Chomo

Another name for chocolate milk

I could really use a tall, cold glass of chomo right now.

by superchache89 April 28, 2010

Chomo

Fear of missing out of food or beverages

“I had massive chomo when I saw Tom’s pizza”

by Itsvanwow February 10, 2019