chisel

You fucking chisel!
by Harney January 12, 2004
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chisel

As in tool. Complete arsehole who thinks they run the show.
That guy is a total chisel
by shizzle March 04, 2004
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chisel

often used to describe the penis, although can relate to someone who is a tool.
Bill? Hill ya chisel!
by Thomas Harney June 15, 2004
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chisel

verb;

pronounced /ch-eye-zul/

when you simultaneously
1. place your right elbow against someone's ribs. No gap should exist until step 4 is complete.
2. position the forearm of your right arm perpendicular to the circumference of the rib cage.
3. make a fist with the right hand.
4. with an open left hand, hit the right fist with sufficient force and speed to inflict moderate to severe pain.

This move can be performed with either elbow. Steps 1-4 should be performed in a near instantaneous manner so the person receiving the move does not have enough time to react. If done quickly, the receiver will take the full transfer of the force from hand, to fist, to elbow, to ribs. Although this move can inflict significant pain, it is not used in place of a punch during a fight. It is used between friends, usually male, between the ages of 17 and 24.
Rodney deserves a chisel for making us wait outside the bar.
Dude, that was a sweet chisel you gave Tow Truck. He's still dazed and confused.
by Jughead of NJ Beta November 20, 2018
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chisel

to chisel: The act of trying to pick up a girl until she sleeps with you and or gives you her number. Used in much the same way as wheeling or gaming. Describes the act of chipping away at her defences with your chat, much like a sculptor chisels away on his statue till he gets to the indended product. Michealangelo believed that the david was already incarnate in a piece of rock, much like many men believe a chick will sleep with them beneath all her deffences, and hence, must chisel away.
A:What's Tony doing over ther?

B:Leave him alone he's chiseling those borad over there...
by Chimichanga13 August 30, 2010
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Chiseler

A retired government employee who lives on a government pension, but despises the federal government. These individuals are proud fiscal conservatives. They live in suburbs and love yard work because it makes them feel like a man. They are critical about everything. They attend local government meetings to bitch. They believe they are active in the political arena with their letters to the editor complaining about government. They are often children of vets, but didn't serve themselves. They have mustaches. They couldn't accomplish shit with their life, so they got a government gig and maybe worked their way to middle management. They chisel away at their own and everyone else's life. Above all else, they teabag.
I saw an interview with this dude on the news about the latino labor strike. He went to Mexican restaurant, realized it was closed for the strike, then bitched about the Mexicans not serving him food and about them being in the country illegally. What a fucking Chiseler.
by batfight221 September 10, 2010
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Chiseled

Where you’re drunk but in between plastered and hammered.
Holly, are you hammered?

No, Marc! I’m chiseled.
by 407716 January 20, 2020
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