Chimpofile

Resultant species from cross breeding a Chimpazee and an agressive sexual predator.

Species was developed in the late 1970's at a time where ethics in the scientific community was yet to develop a rhobust set of legal guidelines.

"Half primate, half inmate, it's the Chimpofile.

"Chimpofile, chimpofile ,you make the gaylord monkeys smile."

by Marvindacat December 23, 2019

chimpo

Short males, with ever-changing hair colors. Frequently use high pitched voices when excited. Often seen driving turbo-charged Chrysler products.

These specimens are frequently named "john" or "johnny"

Dude, did you see that chimpo running around the backyard in just his boxers and cop glasses?

by Chett Chambers January 1, 2008

chimpo

Conversationally appropriate reference to a man's penis.

Neighbor one: "You seems to be walking with a slight limp?"

Neighbor two: "I turned around and smacked my, pardon me, 'chimpo', on the mailbox."

by gappa March 2, 2004

chimbowayuh

A Goof
A Fiddler
Someone Who Consumes The Identity of a Retard
Someone who has been Been Molested By a Fat Donkey

Your A Chimbowayuh

by Lil-R-420 June 18, 2011

Chimpwad

1) a wad of chimp (spunk).
2) an ignorant douchebag.

1) My chimpwad was kind of yellow earlier- should I see a doctor?
2) You, sir, are the biggest and most rancid chimpwad I have ever seen! Urkel could probably beat the shit out of you!

by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

chimpo

conversationally appropriate reference to a man's penis.

neighbor one: "You seem to be walking with a slight limp?"

neighbor two: "Yea, I hit my, pardon me, 'chimpo', on the mailbox."

by gappa March 2, 2004

chimportant

A play on Darwinism and man's self importance... CHIMPortant. Making fun of someone who makes a big deal over unimportant things. Chimp + Important

Bush's "War On Drugs" is Chimportant.

A bureaucracy is very Chimportant.

by Dean "buttons the chimp" Williams May 25, 2003