chipoon

When a tortilla chip, or other sharp chip, goes astray and stabs you in the mouth.

Shit! I just got a chipoon to the roof of my mouth, I think it's still stuck in there!

by Thom Blythe January 11, 2007

CHIMKOOK

chimkook

two babies chimmy and kookie fall in love and can never be apart because yah know chimmy's mom is jin and the father is namjoon and for kookie its simple yoongi is daddy and mommy is sleep simple

chimkook life is now open hater suck a hole

Celeste and Clarissa have a ship name CHIMKOOK bro. they are adorable and cute

chimkook is forever young

by jimin_and_celeste_property May 20, 2019

Chimpokomon

South Park's parody of Pokemon

"I am going to be a Chimpokomon Master"

by BlueArmoredWolf December 13, 2003

Chimployee

A simple minded, and often single-tasked employee. Although chimployees are not required to perform difficult tasks, those tasks they do perform are often done poorly. The butt of many jokes, the chimployee rarely goes above and beyond the efforts of other, more effective employees. Given half a chance, the chimployee will usually act like a moron.

"Hey Dan, did you see the chimployee they hired to replace the lightbulbs in Building B?"

"Yeah. I tried to talk to him about breakfast and he nearly fell off the scaffold."

by meowbiskit November 20, 2009

chimpdog

The most offensive of terms which should only be used in the most extreme situations or if you like getting people really realy pissed off.

derived from the words 'chimp' and 'dog' a 'chimpdog' is the worst of hybrids, a creature so vile it belongs no place on earth.

'hey dude. you suck balls'

'yeah well you're a chimpdog'

'what the fuck did you just say?'

'nothing'

'seriously go fuck yourself cos thats low man. that's nicky neagle ratpiss.'

by Professor Bometech March 17, 2009

chimpoon

All the atributes of a cheeky little playful monkey except for the positive one. ie. a monkey who is a cunt

Gee Bubbles you have broken the skin you really are a chimpoon

by Donkey docker October 16, 2004

chipoodle

what jack calls chipotle

Chipitoplay? Chipoodle? Just go...

by thought I had it July 20, 2003