Chimped

(Verb): To violently have genitals torn off
Taken from #2 attack move when chimpanzee's attack (#1 Ripping off Jaw #2 Tearing off of Genitals)

Susie really chimped the hell out of Randy when she found out he cheated on her

by AK_XXIII January 25, 2011

Chimp

see Dubya

The chimp tried to answer journalists questions today... what a laugh

by meeeeee November 3, 2003

Chimp

Somebody who's freakin' out and needs to chill. Can be used as a verb, noun or adjective.

"Yo I just ate weed brownies and I'm hella chimped."

Person A- "Wanna hang with Brian tonight?"
Person B- "Nah, that dude's a chimp."

Person A- "Ahhh oh no (insert complaint about whatever)!
Person B- "Yooo quit chimpin'."
Person A- "Woah... you're right. I need to chill."
Person A- "Word."

by Real Insane May 31, 2013

chimping

The act of gaining sexual pleasure by throwing ones excrement at ones sexual partner, like chimps in the zoo

did a spot of chimping last night and spent all this morning with rubber gloves and domestos cleaning up , it was worth it though

by sickasapeanut June 28, 2007

Chimped

a) The act of chimping
b) What it means when someone takes your personal belongings, without your knowledge, as a chimpanzee would do, covertly.

“Hey Johnny, how’d you get all this great cologne?”

(Johnny) “I chimped it. I crash parties, and take it when everybody is drunk”.

by jespyderguy October 21, 2021

chimp

a monky an ugly creature often often seen with its banana in its hands

seth looks like a chimp

by the__yeti June 19, 2008

chimp

Performing low quality work very quickly. Based on the fact that the entire chimpanzee sex act, from erection to ejaculation is typically less than 3 seconds. The term is currently very common among frumdebars.

I can build you an awesome website by next week for a couple thousand dollars, or I can chimp something up this afternoon for about fifty.

by tafrum December 26, 2010