Chimping

1) Chimping is a way of life in which your diet primarily consists of Stella, burns and class As.

2) May also mean feeling extremely rough the day after the Stella, burns and class As have been consumed.

1) “Look Spud’s legs aren’t working”
“Yeah bro he’s majorly chimping off the ketamine”
2) “Where the fuck has Squeal gone?”
“He’s back at the tent chimping to fuck”

by Al Stackit August 31, 2021

chimp

a monky an ugly creature often often seen with its banana in its hands

seth looks like a chimp

by the__yeti June 19, 2008

chimp

Performing low quality work very quickly. Based on the fact that the entire chimpanzee sex act, from erection to ejaculation is typically less than 3 seconds. The term is currently very common among frumdebars.

I can build you an awesome website by next week for a couple thousand dollars, or I can chimp something up this afternoon for about fifty.

by tafrum December 26, 2010

Chimp

Can be used as either a noun or a verb. As a noun, chimp describes someone who departs from a public house or club early to return to one's domicile. This could be for a variety of reasons: too ripped up to continue drinking, being ejected by bouncers (a corollary of being ripped) or being under the thumb. The verbal form is used to describe this act of baling out early: thus 'to chimp out'.

The Dwix chimped out again last night. He is such a chimp.

by Yume89 May 10, 2004

Chimp

(Verb)

To lose all human control and revert back to one's simian roots. Usually resulting from seeing an attractive woman or, if you are a comic book fan, a mint copy of The Avengers #1.

Did you see that girl at the club that I was talking to last night? I was really chimping for her.

Mark looked at the woman and began to chimp heavily.

by Masner May 1, 2009

Chimp

Infantile or mischeivous individual. A person with a childlike sense of humour.

Stop being such a chimp

by M McGraw February 22, 2003

chimped

To be under the influence of marijuana.

Oh man, I'm so chimped.

by complete bastard July 10, 2002