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Chimpagne

Noun - Any Champage, sparkling wine, liqour, liquer, or unholy amalgum of two or more of the preceeding, produced under license of, endorsed by, or repeatedly referenced in the lyrics of any rapper and / or Hip Hop artist.

Chimpagne will often come in colors and neon tones not seen since the 80's, or anywhere outside of Chernobyl, Russia.
(1)

R. Kelley: Waitress! A bottle of your finest Alizé for this fine young bitch!

Young Bitch: Ewwwww nigga! I'd rather drink warm piss than that chimpagne!

R. Kelley: (menacingly) That can be arranged...

(2)

Lackey: Sir, the Q2 2010 numbers are in. We're bankrupt.

Frederick Rouzaud: Yeah? Well at least we're not making chimpagne anymore. Fucking Jay-Z...
by Tiestofan25 October 12, 2010
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Chimpanzee

A common name for two aniamal species in the genus Pan. An animal that is very closely related to human beings.

A human being that looks, acts, or thinks like a chimpanzee.

See also, Bush, George W.
The current occupant of the White House is a Chimpanzee.
by jesster79 February 16, 2006
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Chimpanzee Lips

n. When a woman's vaginal flaps are swollen to the point that they resemble the mouth of a monkey, ape, or specifically a chimpanzee.
Dude 1: Hey man, I heard you got Jessica last night!

Dude 2: Yeah bro, it was pretty nice but she was definately sporting some chimpanzee lips!

Dude 1: Ugh, no way... look at the bright side, atleast she didn't have beef curtains.
by Zac & Brett December 9, 2008
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chillable red

super-cheap Franzia "wine" with natural flavors. In other words, if you're looking to move up from the Boone's Farm High School schtick, here's your gateway drug of choice. Eventually, you can move up to a respectable merlot.
Sarah filled up her 40oz 7-11 with the chillable and we didn't see her for a week. Damn lush.
by medaeval December 26, 2003
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Chimpanzee Lips

n. A set of fat, thick female vagina lips that closely resemble the closed mouth of a monkey, an ape, or specifically a chimpanzee.
Wow that girl had some fat ass beef curtains... actually they're thicker, more like chimpanzee lips!
by Zac & Brett February 3, 2007
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Chimpler

It's chimpler to buy a desk than to make one.
by Cilldar September 2, 2010
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chimpage

Total ownage in everything. this means you're a pimp.
he's got this aura of chimpage
by i win July 22, 2003
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