chilly willy

To stick your hand in a bowl of ice then masturbate.

When it's too hot out, phut often gives himself a chilly willy.

by Dan Steinke January 22, 2005

Chili willy

Instead of the tradtional wet willy, where the finger is first lubricated by one's saliva than inserted into the ear, a chili willy is when a feces covered finger is insterted into one's ear

I had a mad case of mud butt so i scooped my butthole with my finger and and stuck my finger into some douchebag's ear and gave him a chili willy

by I Love Blunts February 21, 2009

chilly willy girl

a girl who feigns sickness and/or poverty to gain an advantage.

She is such a chilly willy girl, calling in sick and crying to get off work and to go out and party.

by mlb10 December 8, 2009

Chilly willy

Freezing excrement in order to have inter couse with it

Man Jeramy gave me a chilly willy now I have poop in my vagina

by Masterdebator May 30, 2015

chilly willy

Shrinkage of the male member due to cold temperatures

Girl, pointing and laughing...

Man, defensively:

It's so cold in here, I've got a chilly willy.

by politicalsanity October 8, 2008

chilly willy

A drink with its origins in two New Orleans-area bars, namely Spiders/Cherrie's and Jabba Jaws.

Ingredients: Smirnoff Ice, Blue Curacao, Pucker (any flavor), Everclear.

Instructions: Fill a beer mug up halfway with Smirnoff Ice. Throw in a splash of Curacao for coloring. Fill a shotglass almost to the brim with your choice of Pucker. Top that off with Everclear. Light the Everclear, drop the shotglass into the mug, and chug. Tastes just like Sprite.

For multiple Chilly Willies, line the glasses up side-by-side and balance the shotglasses on the rims of the mugs. Use one shotglass to knock the rest in with a domino-like effect. The record for most Chilly Willies done at once stands at 14.

Dude, let's do Chilly Willies. Chicks love 'em, they get you drunk, and they taste just like Sprite.

by Mike January 6, 2005

Chilly willy

when icecubes are put in the mouth before performing a blowjob

Carly gave Noah a chilly willy

by richhomiejoel March 16, 2016