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Chickspotting

Passed down from generation to generation, chickspotting is the ancient art of spotting the most beautiful young females to walk down the street, or through the village.
Chickspotting has been adapted into several cultures from Indians observing the most attractive females from neighboring tribes, to the English utilizing moving vehicles such as trains or automobiles to improve upon the experience.
The ability to spot chicks varies greatly from person to person, and many believe that the sharp vision of the Indians gave them an unique advantage, only to be surpassed by the English with the invention of the spectacles in 1784.
Using the spectacles, later to be known simply as "glasses", the English gained the ability to spot chicks from afar, and many believe this was the turning point of the century.
Today only few know the history of chickspotting, and to most people it has become second nature.
As Billy ran to the orphanage, he managed to spot a couple of chicks before he was stopped by Mr. Bumble.

To his knowledge, Billy had been chickspotting as far back as he could remember.
by Mr. Robert Paddleton March 29, 2010
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Cocktooth

(adj/noun)being and ignorant dick/ass/bitch; often used as a comeback towards critisizm or in place of a noun.
turbett says,"Your so gay".
then you respond with,"your such a stupid fucking dickhole cocktooh asmunching cockworshiping cockmunk mother fucker that no one likes/loves or ever will like/love".
or
HEY COCKTOOTH! GET OVER HERE.
or
YOUR A COCKTOOTH
by brandon troxell February 10, 2007
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chirkoot

An Indian who doesn't like Cricket.
Origin - A PJ'ish take on the words cricket and choot by some enlightened soul.
The Elitist scum, referring to themselves as "Indian Football Fans", a classic oxymoron. Chirkoots defile the earth!
by fake_IPL_cricketer April 23, 2009
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Chicktastic

Hey, Chicktastic, thanks for helping out so much, you're awesome.
by Enlightened Serenity May 31, 2018
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Chickalottoe

"Ah! I've been targetted by a Chickalottoe!"
by Lokidude May 20, 2019
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Chicktate

1. (of a woman) explain (something) to someone, typically a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

2. (of a woman) to control all aspects of a relationship (Chicktator).
1. "I'm listening to a woman chicktate how to do the laundry to her husband"

2. Bob can't come to the football tonight, he's watching Xfactor with his wife.
by 4rcher February 12, 2020
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chicktionary

A book similar to a dicktionary, but has pics of millions of hot chicks from around the world.
Jessica Alba and J-Lo are in the first page of the chicktionary
by Gobama! December 31, 2008
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