chickmonk

a really hot girl that you will never be able to date for some random reason

eliot: wow that girl's really hot
bryce: ya!! too bad she's a chickmonk

by i like spooonz February 1, 2015

clickpocket

Using a POS device to steal money from people by tapping it against their pockets and hoping a card will trigger.

Hey! Someone clickpocketed $20 from me on the bus !

by Tamatrom September 5, 2016

clockcock

A COCK WHERE THE "HANDS" ARE COCKS

CHECK THE TIME ON THAT CLOCKCOCK

by Go Jolds August 2, 2016

Chickcicle

1. A combination of the words Chick and Icicle implying a girl with a very unpleasant personality.

2. A Princess with a very sharp and cold attitude.

3. A relatively pretty woman who is very snide and sarcastic.

Don't bother with her, the girl is a complete Chickcicle.

by Destnaru August 11, 2009

Chilicock

inserting penis into someone's rectum and resulting crap crumbs and other excrement on this person's penis.

I accidently ended up with a chilicock because I was drunk.

After I chilicocked this girl, I refused to make out with her because I know what she ate for dinner.

by Cameraman80 February 3, 2010

chicklucking

the act of fucking a chicken

Last night Nick Guthrie was caught chicklucking, with skeet stains all over his pants, in Mr. Rabideau's testicle farm.

by Caitlyn Cunt March 30, 2005

Chickpocrite

1) a female who claims or pretends to have certain beliefs about what is right but who behaves in a way that disagrees with those beliefs.

2) A female who puts on a false appearance of virtue.

3) A female who acts in contradiction to her stated beliefs or feelings.

5) A female who pretends to be what she is not.

Chickpocrites always tells her girlfriends how they need to date better men and criticizes her girlfriends dates behind their backs ... but, she's hooked-up with a few of the guys after they have split from her girlfriend.

Chickpocrites always wants you to attend and support her in all her endeavors, but she's "flaky" when you seek out her support.

by T-Dub Wally October 29, 2014