Relating to a jigabboo's (negro,african-american,spook, porch-monkey) head that has corn row patterns, fake extension, afro, various slang cut into the head, and all other variations of nappiness that can be acheived from having a very versitile tight knit hair growth.
Look at the fly patterns and extensions that home-girl has on her head man, she looks like a Jiggaboo chia pet. Cha-cha-cha-cha-chia.
by Clucth Haskins January 04, 2008
when one saves up their shit for at least two days. The have their partner were fishnet stockings, and proceed to take the most massive shit in the stockings. Thus causing the shit to string out like the hair of a chia pet
Nate,"Man i hooked up with this chick last night with fishnets."
Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"
Nate,"You know it!"
Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"
Nate,"You know it!"
by Doc Warren June 28, 2010
A person who spontaneously decided their a Gangsta after watching a few hood movies or too much BET.
You think to yourself, "What the???? Weren't those cats wearing cowboy hats, wranglers, and belt buckles last year." Person walks up and say's "What up nigga." You reply, "Last year you called me a nigger, and now I'm your Nigga!" After person leaves you think to yourself, "I am getting tired of all these bitch ass Just add water-Chia Pet Gangstas sprouting up out of nowhere."
by MWstein November 15, 2016
The act of cumming on a bald persons head after the act of sex and sprinkling seeds on the persons head
by SassyTerrier February 22, 2021
A symbol used by people into coprophilia/scatophilia similar to the way pineapples are a way to signal that one is into swinging. The organic substance used to grow the chia seeds resembles fecal matter smeared on bodies.
by Kwabs4Real January 14, 2025
by skibidididdy445 January 17, 2025