wheat chex

These are the boldest of the chex family. The flavor puts corn and rice chex to shame.

I just ate some of the best netty cereal I have ever had. Wheat Chex really get me going in the morning. Forget the Rice and Corn... my shit is with the wheat.

by Rob R. December 02, 2006

Rice Chex

The mildest of the Chex Cereal variety, it can easily be eaten without milk as a quick snack.

These are some weak rice chex!

by Rob R. December 02, 2006

Christ Chex

Forgiveness in every bite

Christ chex the cereal of sinners

by Emily Southward October 17, 2003

Sheriff Chex

A person that is easily offended when called "gay" and try's hard to be good at something they are not.

"Hey sheriff chex"
"don't call me that i got a girlfriend"

by behay September 04, 2020

Chex Mix

A clusterfuck of deliciousness.

That Chex Mix just made me orgasm in my mouth.

by Sir Phillip I April 16, 2010

Chex Mix

The all that is holey snack you eat at every second of the day.

I had the best, most heavenly bag of Chex Mix. Afterwords I creamed myself.

by Randinator December 07, 2006

Lice Chex

why the school nurse sometimes sends people home to have their hair combed out for li'l bitty varmints crawling around in it; also known as cootie hunt.

Seven kids in our room got sent home today with Lice Chex, Mom, including me!

by jimmiedavurdmeister August 14, 2007