brasumptious chesticles

An incredulously large pair of breasts found on a slim girl.

Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!

"Crikey Bruce, look at the brasumptious chesticles on that Sheila"

"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"

"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"

by ScottRiley February 23, 2008

emotional cristache

when a man skips shaving for a couple of days and and the excess facial hair growth makes it appear as though he's going through an emotional crisis. this may or may not be the case.

Jim: 'Man, Jake's looking pretty terrible, he hasn't shaved in days.'

Mel: 'Yeah his girlfriend broke up with him - he's going through an emotional cristache.'

by sweet-1-sass February 4, 2010

chestatee high school

Chestatee high school, the football team is made up of useless freshman’s that can’t do shit. especially the kickers man, weak as fuck. If they put the cheer team on the field they’d win more games. Now if you walk into the black hall bathroom you’ll see ghetto girls, vape smoke, and lesbian bitches. The teachers suck ass and don’t even teach, let me
tell you, you see kids walking around the whole 24/7. It is easy asf to skip. Now our pep rally’s. Lame as FUCKK. The freshman’s and sophomores suck ass and have no spirit, i haven’t seen anything worse. The guys at this school aren’t even fucking cute, and if they are cute they’re sophomores and on the football team. The couples are cringy bruh it’s embarrassing. Our fucking girls are white washed mexicans and basic white bitches like where the fuck are our black people.Well go to ANY OTHER SCHOOL BUT THIS SCHOOL besides north hall <3

did you see how good Chestatee high schools football team was? No lol they can’t do shit.

by ILoveHotDilfs October 19, 2021

crustache

a mustache that is so ingrained with white trash DNA, it grows in weak, with only a small number of thin hairs as compared to a normal mustache. I.E.-Cletus the slack-jawwed yokel has a crustache.

Like my crustache?

by Bizarrett February 4, 2003

crustache

The pathetic looking prepubescent mustache sported by boy bands and male high school students intended to impress women, while drawing only jeers and snickers. See peach fuzz.

Zach's dad finally made him Nair his crustache, he looked like a queer!

by BFish December 11, 2002

chestacles

a females supple breasts, also known as boobs.

Look at them chestacles son! Now thats what i call a killer duece!

by Mordous January 23, 2007

Costache

Costache is the best guy everrrrrrr. It 's impossible to not fall in love with him. He' s so hot, hotter than everyone!!!! His eyes will make you feel like in a dream.

Mara : I think I've falllen in love. He's so hot

Ancuța : hot? He must be a Costache

by Abracadabra677838 February 19, 2021