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checkout chick

Female. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout dick.
a) "I work in Woolworths as a checkout chick..."
b) "Did you see the checkout chick? She was hot!"
by Candini January 4, 2008
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Checkout check out

Combination of "checking someone out" and "the checkout" (as in the check out line), describing the slightly invasive act of checking out the items in the shopping cart of the person behind you in line at the checkout.
Bro 1: Did you see that? She was checking me out.
Bro 2: No, Bro, she was checking out the things you're buying. The checkout check out ain't the same thing.
by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015
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TJ CHECKOUT

The failure to checkout passed out, lubed up, ass up discreetly snoring while waiting for your trick.
TJ CHECKOUT: Lex Motel 6
by Splenda Daddy May 31, 2009
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Wal-Mart checkout

Means you could be helping like 38 people at once but only ever actually help about 2 at a time. Like only using a small percent of your potential.
" Dude this place (restaurant) is like 'Wal-Mart checkout'. A bunch of staff but no one is helping us".
by Jurvis1 October 20, 2015
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Checkout Charity Ambush

Being hit up for a charity donation at a store checkout register. Stores know that everyone in line behind you will think that you're a cheap ass if you don't give. Ain't peer pressure great?
John: Wanna go out to a bar tonight?

Rick: Dude, I can't. I just lost my last 5 bucks in a Checkout Charity Ambush at the grocery store!
by Cicerone1 April 28, 2013
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ninja checkout

A ninja checkout is when you check out of a hotel but don't actually leave the room and bank on the delay between the checkout and the maids coming to clean.
Cody did a ninja checkout so we could finish packing up.
by DankChineseCartoons June 4, 2017
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Murphy's Law of Checkout-Lines

"If you aren't in a hurry to leave the store, there will be little or no delay in getting a clerk to ring you up. But if you're pressed for time --- or even more so, if you're car-pooling with someone who is on a tight schedule --- THAT'S when there will be hold-ups galore... a long line in front of you, a customer with one or more heaped-full shopping-carts, one or more price-discrepancies that hafta be tediously resolved (i.e., the puzzled clerk is obliged to walk back with you to the shelf to look at the price-labels, a supervisor or the store-manager has to be called over), a balky card-scanner, etc."
Whenever someone who's giving me a ride is kind enough to let me stop at a store to grab a few items, I always try to make very sure that I have everything all "set and prepared" before I head to the register, so that I personally seldom create a problem (i.e., cause any delays myself with issues like not having the proper payment ready or being unsure of a price or quantity) with Murphy's Law of Checkout-Lines. That way, even if my driver has to wait linger than expected for me to hastily scamper back outside with my loaded shopping-bags, he won't be able to direct his impatient frustration at me --- "Sorry for the delay; I did indeed get everything tossed in my cart very quickly, but there was a long line in front of me, and they were short-staffed today, so they only had once register open."
by QuacksO October 31, 2019
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