Cheney
Cheney by The one non-Republican Texan September 9, 2006
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A genuinely kind and caring individual who will always be there to listen to your problems. Generally are great artists and are sometimes super gay as well. Cute yet easily provoked, which makes them even cuter. Overall a great person who everyone should know. However their fighting, wrestling, thumb wrestling, tic tac toe, and juggling skills are somewhat lacklustre. Also they have an odd musk.
cheney
verb: cheney, cheneyed, cheneying
1) missing something by a country mile
2) to aim for the broad side of a barn and hit a lawyer
3) hunting when drunk and blind as a bat
4) taking lawyers out of season
5) premature ejaculation
1) missing something by a country mile
2) to aim for the broad side of a barn and hit a lawyer
3) hunting when drunk and blind as a bat
4) taking lawyers out of season
5) premature ejaculation
"What the fuck are you shootin at, Bobby Sue? You almost go me instead, you fucking idiot! You go to hell, Clint! It's the first time I cheneyed my shot in over a week!"
"Hey caddy, get me a 6-iron! I'm in no mood to cheney this putt!"
"Honey, get me some paper towels. I went to piss in the toilet but got it all over the seat. I cheneyed the direction of my stream again. Oops."
"Darling, I think I just cheneyed in my underwear. Get me a smoke, will ya. "Marvin, I'm so sick and tired of you cheneying early and falling asleep ten seconds later. Get your own cigarette, you inadequate moron!"
"Hey caddy, get me a 6-iron! I'm in no mood to cheney this putt!"
"Honey, get me some paper towels. I went to piss in the toilet but got it all over the seat. I cheneyed the direction of my stream again. Oops."
"Darling, I think I just cheneyed in my underwear. Get me a smoke, will ya. "Marvin, I'm so sick and tired of you cheneying early and falling asleep ten seconds later. Get your own cigarette, you inadequate moron!"