I lied to my girlfriend when she asked me where I was last night. I told her I was working late and then had a few too many with my friend and stayed over at his house. Basically, I bushed her and got away with it. She believed the whole story.
by 217truth December 12, 2008
That guy cheney'd his old lady. It took the mortuary a whole week to get her face back for the viewing.
by 217truth December 13, 2008