Cheeto 

When you use your finger to poke into somebody’s butt crack.

“Man I just cheeto’d

chase and now my finger smells like shit”

Cheeto by Pimpzaddy April 9, 2019

Cheeto 

A codeword for cigarettes when you're around anti-smokers, so you can avoid a long-ass lecture about smoking.

Two guys are inside, beside two non-smokers.
Guy 1: "Hey man, you wanna go for a cheeto?"
Guy 2: looks over to the non-smokers "Yeah sure!"

Cheeto by Invasian June 3, 2009

Cheeto 

Singular form of Cheetos, a.k.a orange crack.

Also come in the equally addictive "Flamin' Hot" form.

There once was a cheetah named Chester
Who was in his way quite the jester
He gave me a Cheeto
And I said, "That's neato"
And now I'm his flamin' hot tester

Cheeto by Michelle the Awesome February 2, 2008

Cheeto 

The current President of the United States. Elected in 2016 by boomers, because he's also a boomer. Racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, and xenophobic.

Person: Man, President Trump is a Cheeto.
Other Person: Yeah, I know. We Should call him President Cheeto.

Cheeto by https.lynxx October 29, 2019

Cheeto 

An individual who is cheesy.

Girl: you are always are on my mind, how can i even remedy this? : *

Boy: dude you are such a cheeto.

Cheeto by killzwitskillz January 11, 2012

Cheeto 

A cheeto is a girl or guy who has sex with a Ginger. As a result of having sex with said Ginger, their genitles precede to turn orange like a cheeto.

"Fuck dude, why didn't you tell me she was a cheeto? Now my dick looks like an orange puffed corn snack..."

Cheeto by metallicafire November 19, 2007

cheeto 

a thin, short latino person. Fast-talking and hard workin'.

I've got some cheeto's in the trunk.

cheeto by Smartrep April 10, 2006