cheesing me

When something happens that you think was some bull crap

2k is cheesing me for real

Did that really just happen,that's some cheese

by 2k's words defined November 28, 2016

Cheesegender

A person who identifies as a slice, block or stick of cheese

Olivia: Mom, Dad, I have something important to tell you
Mom: What's up Olivia?
Olivia: I'm cheesegender...
Mom:...
Dad:...Get the fuck out of my house

by the kid at the lunch table August 17, 2021

Cheesing

Doing something incredibly difficult in a way that makes said task unfairly easy, generally used in gaming.

Bro I'm cheesing this Dark Souls boss! He can't even get me from here!

by cock? June 6, 2020

cheesing

adj. Used to describe a person with an uncontrolable grin usually caused by a mischievious act of their own doing or as a result of drug use.

If you aren't stoned, why are you cheesing?

by poo eater May 3, 2003

cheesiversary

a cheesy "anniversary" that couples celebrate that has no real meaning, sentimental value, or purpose

GIRL: "ZOMG! It's me and my boyfriend Bif's 2 1/2 week cheesiversary today, and we are going to dinner to celebrate!"

ME: "Why are you celebrating dating for 2 1/2 weeks? What are you celebrating? Not killing each other for 17 days? That is so random and no one cares."

GIRL: "*GASP!* WE care! This is so important to us!...You're just jealous because you are single and don't have cheesiversaries with anyone."

ME: "Yep. That's it. That's definately it. I'm jealous. You got me."

GIRL: "Yes, I know! But don't be sad. You will find someone soon and you can have your OWN cheesiversaries!!! YAYZ!"

ME: *Shoots GIRL in the gall bladder*

by Clementine J. June 7, 2009

Cottage Cheesing

Cottage Cheesing is when you suck off an old guy and then spit the cum into a jar, let it harden, then chisel it out and smoke it. Then as your smoking it, it runs down your throat giving you a warm sensation throughout your entire body. It is called "cottage cheese" Because as it's settling in the jar it resembles cottage cheese.

Guy #1: Hey man, want to go cottage cheesing?

Guy #2: Sure I know where a bunch of old guys hang out, it's a great spot!

Guy #1: Awesome! I'm starting to run out of cum!

Guy #2: Ya me too!

by MarkLP May 11, 2010

cheesing

A word that went from 2 definitions to 37 definitions on UD in just one day. Thanks to Trey and Matt.

South park aired an episode where Kenny got high off of cat pee and they called it cheesing. Now every South Park/Urban Dictionary freak like me has to add his/her/it's definition.

by Jerry Lambert March 27, 2008