Cheesegate

When someone slides a gnarly piece of school lunch cheese into another person's binder, and it winds up being a really big scandal for no reason and multiple people end up in lunch detention as a result.

"Hey bro, how did you guys end up getting lunch detention freshman year?"
"What, you didn't hear? It was Cheesegate, dude."
"What's Cheesegate?"
"Take a seat, my bro, I have a story to tell you..."

by thebroshowchs December 11, 2019

Chicken Cheesecake

A chicken parmigiana.

Me and the boys are going to the pub for some chicken cheesecakes and a couple beers.

by Yaboiskinnypeen June 8, 2021

cheesecake poster

You know those posters of scantily clad chicks in compromising positions that 15-year-old boys globally have tacked up on their bedroom walls? The ones where the girl is just teasing you, but not letting you see? Bathing suits, usually? Standard softcore crap for adolescents?

Yeah. Cheesecake posters.

"Have you seen all the Kournikova cheesecake posters?"

"My little brother's wall is COVERED in cheesecake."

by triviagame December 23, 2004

cheesemare

A nightmare produced by the ingestion of a large amount of cheese just before you go to bed.

I shouldn't of ate all that aged cheddar before i went to bed, i had the harshest cheesemare last night.

by Remedy X April 24, 2005

Depressed cupboard cheesecake

The most ridiculous name for a child ever. The daughter of a couple in Kent is genuinely named this. Usually people are named this if their parents have some kind of irrational hatred for them.

Kid 1: Whoa, is that Depressed Cupboard cheesecake over there??

Kid 2: Yeah. What a crap name

by IdiotFish March 17, 2011

cheesefat

cheesefat is a fat that cums out of cheese. cheesefat can be made by stewing justin bieber's head in a non-stick pan for a couple of milleniums at least. you can find cheesefat in the caves of the retarded inkblob mountains, find a mutated jabowocke's cave then search the whole cave.

cheesefat is freaking awesome

by inkblobs r cool July 10, 2011

cheesesauce

The sauce a guy provides the girl at the of a blowjob. Otherwise known as sperm or semen, but also known as cheesesauce.

Dude: Hi gorgeous, I’m about to cum in your mouth
Thot: Okay daddy, pls gimme your cheesesauce
Dude: Here cums the full f***ing load!!!

by Hornyskunk June 12, 2019