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Cheeseboard

Basically, at the end of a meal after you’re full and don’t really want anymore the dessert menu arrives and you decide you want a dessert. The cheeseboard option is always on there but it’s the last choice anyone ever goes for. Also within the cheeseboard you have the nice cheeses then you always have the horrid stinking cheeses that are left over at the end after all the nice cheeses are gone. As the cheeseboard sits there infront of you you will start to pick at the horrid cheeses even though you don’t want them, just because they are there and you ordered a dessert.

This is like when you go out, the ugly girl (like the cheeseboard) is always the last option you’d choose, you never really want it and will regret it afterwards but at the time it seems like the right and only thing to do.
Within the cheeseboard itself the horrid cheeses are always left. On a night out the fit girls always get pulled or leave early on in the night, which leaves the less attractive girls on the dance floor towards the end of night. By this time if you havnt already pulled but feel like you want to, this are your only option and even if you don’t want them you will slowly start to pick away and get closer closer as they are left there in front of you until eventually you end up getting with one of them.
“Right mate it’s 2am neither of us have pulled yet, let’s go cheeseboarding”
by -Cutters- December 30, 2017
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cheesed

damn she she waz cheesed as fuck
by NiGGa July 1, 2004
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cheesed

Mad or pissed off about something; really angry.
Person: Yo I lost my fuckin hat and now I'm cheesed
by pharcyd3 January 6, 2006
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chuck e. cheesed

When you are not allowed to leave a place because you are to young. Such as at Chuck E. Cheese where you are not allowed to check yourself out without an adult. Teenage girls like to go and often get stuck there.
worker: "Um, i'm sorry but i cant let you leave because your parents have to check you out."

teenage girls: "but we drove ourselves here!!

Other teenage girl: "aw damn we've been Chuck E. Cheesed"
by lohhrahhh March 1, 2008
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swiss cheesed up

State of being; to have multiple bodily bullet-wounds, and therefore having an abundance of holes in you, thus resembling a slice of swiss cheese, which contains several holes in it.
F*** with me, and you'll get swiss cheesed up
by sbocaj January 24, 2004
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cheeselog

More commenly known as a woodlouse. If you are unsure of what a woodlouse is then they are the little grey bugs with loads of legs that roll up into a ball when you flick them.
Also partial to damp.
There is a cheeselog family living in my bathroom.
by Chrissybabes23 May 26, 2005
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Chopped And Cheesed

Derived from the term “chopped” (meaning an individual who is very unattractive.) and from the popular New York cuisine “chopped cheese

The “cheesed” in the phrase intensifies the “chopped” therefore creating “chopped and cheesed” only to be used when someone is EXTRA ugly/chopped.
“She chopped
Nah bro, she chopped AND cheesed”
“Damn..cheesed too?”
Hell yeah
by ilyriah April 12, 2021
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