yeet ur box of cheese crackers day

on December 7 yeet your box of cheese crackers.

Person: “Why are you yeeting your box of cheese crackers”
Other person “Cause its December 7th ya dingus. Yeet ur box of cheese crackers day,”
Person “Oh yes. sorry”

by Heh, im better than you December 5, 2019

Cheese cracker

when someone is afraid to do an action or " something" the original term is "scary cat" also known as "pussy" and not everyone has the right to use that word and some people might find it offensive to use so the term should be " Cheese Cracker".

chad: hey bro let's go rob this old lady
Juan: man I don't know, it just doesn't seem right
Chad: don't be a CHEESE CRACKER !

by cheesecrack4L July 26, 2020

cheese and crackers

A religiously neutral way to say "Jesus Christ".

Nick Wilde: I um... I may have sold him, a very expensive wool rug. That was made from the fur, of a skunk's... butt.
Judy Hopps: Oh, sweet cheese and crackers.

by Furry4Life June 26, 2016

cheese and crackers

A respectful alternative to, "Jesus Christ!"

Friend 1: "Dude, I totally just ate 2 large pizzas all by myself!"

Friend 2: "Cheese and crackers!"

by 5M31K0 September 7, 2009

Crackling Cheese

The amalgam of semen, lube and fecal remnants around the anal rim after anal sex.

I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

cracking cheese

another way of saying smegma

it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.

the end

by charlie jayne January 1, 2018

holy cheese and crackers

a really funny but dumb way to exclaim something

Batman: The Joker's getting away Robin!
Robin: Holy cheese and crackers Batman!

by Ket August 25, 2005