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Cheetham

A large pregnant monster known to lerk within the shadows of China town to feast on Asian flesh.
Oh no its a Cheetham!!!
by TIMEminer May 20, 2016
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Chatham Ontario

A city in Ontario that most have never heard of.

Surrounding small towns were joined together with Chatham city in 1998. It is now called Chatham-Kent or CK for short.
CK is a micro city that is growing after several years of declining population. Along with most of Southern Ontario, home prices are increasing rapidly from about 2017 to the present. The Covid Pandemic did not slow this, in fact it raised real estate prices.

Chatham is a safe city with very little violent crime, but it does tend to have more property crimes.
Sky: "Chatham, what's that?"
Kathy: "Chatham Ontario. It's in southwestern Ontario. "
Sky: "Oh yeah, that's the city between London and Windsor".
by SW2020 April 2, 2021
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cheatham

state of extreme belligerent drunkenness resulting in the destruction of property...probably yours
Let's get all cheathamed and break shit.

Dude, Cheatham's fucking cheathamed...lock up the goats.

Go cheatham or go home.
by Shitty Goat March 23, 2004
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Cheatability

The probability of one to cheat!
She should not be dating him. He has a high cheatability factor.
by The Real BS January 7, 2012
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Chatham

Chatham is a crap dump town located south of Springfield, IL in Central Illinois. Chatham is distinguished from the other shitsvilles in Central Illinois by its being one of the larger crap towns in the region and the home of the Illinois Championship Cow Chip Throw. In Chatham, throwing cow chips is considered a fine art, not backasswards pastime that only hicks indulge in. The inhabitants of Chatham often boast about their cow-chip throwing prowess and wave their shit-covered hands in the air like they just don't care.

One of Chatham's major attractions is the beautiful funeral home that used to be the bowling alley. This landmark underscores how Chatham is an up-an-comer in the mortuary business. The loveliest view of Chatham is in your rear view mirror.
Example 1:

Impressed Visitor to Central Illinois: Are you from Chatham? It looks like you have shit on your hands.
Person with shit on his hands sighs: Thanks for the compliment. No, I was just finished diapering my son.

Example 2:
Impressed Visitor: Holy cow! That isn't a funeral home that used to be a bowling alley, is it? Why can't my town have one of those?
Chatham Resident: Well, when your residents stop wanting to be entertained & start wanting to die, you'll get your ex-bowling alley funeral home too.
Impressed Visitor: I guess New York doesn't have everything.
by The Dumpstress October 11, 2018
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Cheather

A duo that combines quick wit, vast knowledge, and a fun loving approach to manage issues in the transportation field. Found in rural Canada, it is best not to disturb before morning coffee or during NHL playoff games.
If you have a Transportation issue in Canada, you better get a hold of Cheather
by Ch of Cheather February 2, 2022
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cheetham

When you are screwed by a gorgeous lad. a long screw with lots of stamina.
my word, Ive just been Cheetham'd. I loved it
by Laura Jane shimmon January 19, 2008
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