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Cherpies

A terrible discease. Much like regular herpies, cherpies is Chinease Herpies.
Judy gave Saydee cherpies last night.
by .:.:.:. April 11, 2010
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Cheapies

When you get spank bank material from the actions of another person.
A) Man, when Chelsea twerked me and jiggled them titties, I got my cheapies!

B) This morning Tracy at the office had to get something out of the bottom drawer in her miniskirt. Man, I got my cheapies!
by Minge the Merciless January 15, 2020
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Cheapios

generic, or store-brand Cheerios
Dude, I got the munchies, you got anything to eat around here?
How about a big bowl of Cheapios?
by Drgizmo September 11, 2011
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cheapsive

Noun: Something that is not very low in cost, yet still lower than its highest price.
I would like to buy an item from your cheapsive selection.
by Mista Mac April 24, 2017
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cheapster

The sort of hipster who is cheap, dresses in trash clothes and calls it vintage, but otherwise carries out hipster activities such as being edgy towards mainstream culture.
- What's up with the amount of homeless youths in this country?
- Don't worry mate, they are just cheapsters.
by ggpeti April 18, 2021
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Looksies Crapsies

You've seen Looksies Crapsies everywhere. They're dully sitting on the shelves in your dining room and bursting out the seems at your grandma's house. Sometimes they're hung up and displayed on the wall with hollow phrases like 'Family' and 'Live, Laugh, Love' *insert audible gag

These are all the knick knacks you've acquired throughout your mundane life and are now (proudly?) displaying around your house in an effort to appear refined and cultured. But it's really just a bunch of stuff that is taking up space. Looksies Crapsies serve no utility purpose, they are simply Things To Look At (Looksies) that are essentially just Crap (Crapsies).
"The things you own, end up owning you. Martha Stewart is polishing brass Looksies Crapsies on the Titanic, it's all going down man" - Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

"I bought a miniature Eiffel Tower replica as a souvenir from a guy (one of thousands, isn't that A-MA-ZING?!?) who was selling them on the street in Paris. Can't wait to put it on our coffee table to show how well traveled and cultured we are!" - Karen
by Robthegreat March 26, 2021
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chappies

An irritated or inflamed anal area. "The chappies" is a condition somewhat like hemorrhoids but on a more temporary basis. Chappies are usually caused by excessive ass wiping due to having the shits or by excessive moist farts causing a sore, irritated anal region.
"Damn, Frank's food was so greasy I had the shits all day. Now I've got the chappies so bad I can hardly sit down!"
by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004
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