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Chesapeake High School

(Essex, Maryland)
A school in which 30 percent of the school is white 60 percent is black and 10 percent is pretty much the result of when many races accumulate sperm in one giant pile, because I can't tell what the fuck some of these kids are.
But from the 30 percent whites, 20 percent are faggy rednecks. 5 percent are racially confused. and 5 percent are actually chill.
Of the 60 percent black, 59 percent are normal baltimore kids. 1 percent are just awkard fucks.
This school is filled with lowered standards, and teachers that smoke more pot than most of the students. While the administration are all stuck up and strict beyond belief.
Oddly, there are no cliques and the hallways are overly crowded.

(White Kids)
Also, there is a very scare supply of good looking girls.
The majority of them are FUCKING UGLY SLUTS.
And, a good portion have herpies so no one tries to fuck with them except the redneck perverts (who don't have sisters.)

(Black Kids)
They keep to themselves but are usually always chill. Although if you make the mistake of adding them on facebook, good luck figuring out what they are saying.
While many sensitive white kids will get offended by this, I prefer the black kids over the whites at this school, because they aren't as stuck up, whorish, fake, posers, wanna bes, and bluffs. Black kids keep it real at this school. (And 5% of the whites too. And that isn't the Racial Confused 5 percent.)
Guy One: "I go to Chesapeake High School."
Guy Two: "Oh, so you want to be black?"
Guy One(Natural Chesapeake Instincts Have Kicked In) : "0H s0 yh trna pack uhr suhmthin?! ihl ht a bch!"
by Bayhawks October 23, 2010
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Chesapeake Steampot

1. Carefully removing a freshly soiled adult diaper and inhaling it's contents deeply.

2. Menu item from Joe's Crab Shack that includes a pound of Rock crabs, one pound of clams, six shrimp, sausage, corn and potatoes. Flavored all the way with Old Bay Seasoning.
I went to Joe's Crab Shack and ordered a Chesapeake Steampot and it smelled like a Chesapeake Steampot.
by Entrepredude November 21, 2011
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cheapskate

Also used describe people who don't tip. I.E. the pizza man, waitresses and waiters, etc, etc.
Hey Cletus, that mother fucking cheapskate stiffed me.
by MeanJoeInYourFace August 6, 2007
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Cheapster Bunny

Due to economic constraints, this is the bunny that appeared to visit most of America this year, instead of the usual Easter Bunny.
Last year, I got a huge basket with some really neat stuff from the "Easter Bunny." This year, my measly gift bag with a few Wal-Mart brand fishing lures must have been delivered by the "Cheapster Bunny."
by CaptKC April 12, 2009
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extreme cheapskates

Viral American TV show series on TLC with episodes reacted to by many YouTubers including sssniperwolf and more.

The show profiles families who stop at nothing to spend nothing. From making reusable toilet paper and reusing dental floss to diving in garbage bins for gifts, these penny pinchers devise outrageous ways to cuts costs by any means necessary.
Dude, I was watching extreme cheapskates last night and the Pinto's are by far the cheapest family on the show. The mom is SUCH a cheapskate! Ridiculous penny pinchers..
by honeydrop May 6, 2019
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cheapskake

A type of cake that comes out from Donald Trumps Vagina
Nobody produce cheapskake like Donald
by MR All political n shit October 25, 2015
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cheapscape

A landscaping scheme that incorporates rock, mulch, and plantings that, once in place, require little or no further expense, upkeep, or work such as watering or mowing, thus saving the owner time and money. A combination of landscape and cheapskate.
Tom was proud of his home's small yard because it was a total cheapscape designed with river rock, pachysandra, ground ivy, and evergreens but no grass or gardens. He hadn't pulled a weed or touched a lawnmower for five years, ever since he'd finished designing this layout!
by cdaylight December 22, 2008
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