Chapstique

The guitar player for the band Family Force 5.

I went to a Family Force 5 concert and saw Chapstique playing his guitar.

by Alana [is a panhead] (= May 1, 2010

Chasta

Cute, smart & funny girl. Known to be loyal & to fight for those she loves. She trusts easily & gives unselfishly. Usually attracts liars, cheaters & users.

Rick's wife is so awesome. She is pretty & smart & would never cheat on him. She is a total Chasta. Too bad Rick is a cheating, lying jerk. She could do so much better.

by FaithfulO January 19, 2013

Uncle Chapstick

A hot ass mother fucker that keeps it lit by slow chapping his beautifully lucious lips nice and easy. He chaps it so nice you'll always come back for more!

Jack: Did you see Uncle Chapstick slow chap the clam the other day?

Jil: it was the most glorious chapping of my life!

by QueenOfCakes June 16, 2017

Chamster

(Noun) A chav hamster as introduced and still annoyingly employed in Kia Soul car commercials.

Mike: What the fuck are these chamsters doing?

Stephe: I hate those shitheads.

by Apesbrain November 5, 2012

chastelyn

chastelyn’s are really pretty, and really understanding,if you play with a chastelyn then your gonna have that guilt when she gets back to her good state,she puts people in their place tbh if you mess with a chastelyn your dead meat because she will get her revenge as soon as possible but we wont talk about that,you wish you had a chastelyn huh?

wow you see them,their name is chastelyn i would date her and never break her heart ever

by eatasslol November 21, 2021

Chastity Slut

A person who will do any sexual deed with anyone, except for penetrative sex.

Last night, Karen gave Joe, Nathan, and Scott blowjobs before letting Amy eat out her pussy. What a chastity slut!

by res judicata July 7, 2011

Chastigasm

The chastity orgasm. Usually involves bringing a horny drunk girl back to your apartment, but rather than perform the conjugal act, you bore her into leaving by discussing sports, philosophy, or Scotch. This makes a girl "go", as opposed to "come".

Yeah, last night Hunter totally brought this sorostitute back to his place and gave her a chastigasm. She wanted his bod, but he gave her a lecture on Carl Jung instead.

by Don D-Bag Bagowski September 10, 2010