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Charred Log

A turd, usually in the form of a singular, fecal cylinder.
I gotta go get rid of this charred log that has been smoldering in me all day.
by Merriam W. October 31, 2018
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churreteo

Spanish noun for the act of having diarrhea (vulgar); the runs. Related to churras

see also churretear
"Lydia, este arroz con habichuelas está riquisimo. ¿Que hiciste hoy?"
"Llegué a la casa, vi un poco de television, y de momento me dio un churreteo...luego me puse a cocinar."
(This rice and beans is very good. What did you do today?/I got home, watched a little TV, and suddenly I had the runs...later I started cooking.)
by ricanqueen447 March 9, 2008
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charletta

SOMEONE YOU WONT REGRET MEETING. CHARLETTA WILL NEVER GIVE UP ON YOU IF YOU DONT DO HER WRONG. CHARLETTA'S a keeper
by Aysadaj January 8, 2017
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Charnette

extremely pretty person who enjoys animals and surroundings, this kind of person only fights when tempted by doghumans, can be described as beautiful, irresistable, lots of commonsense.
Ciarah is most commonly like a charnette.
by MissCandyGrl June 6, 2009
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Charletta

Charletta is a badass but wont brag, she is loyal to a fault, smart,very pretty. Shes a chick that can cook an raise kids but help you out if you were getting jumped ..thats a tough lady
Charletta will never be wrong about shit
by Luckyleonitus707 October 6, 2018
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Charred Fetus

There was once a Russian couple that lived in Chernobyl. They were married and lived happily until there was a horrible nuclear explosion. And at the time Mrs. Romanavanava was with child but the nuclear radiation caused her body to disintegrate leaving only the placenta sheltering a fetus. The placenta rolled into a lake which had been contaminated. Then two nearby oil trucks collided which caused the nuclear lake to catch fire which caused the placenta to explode and the fetus to become immediately charred and fused with nuclear DNA. A nearby adoption agency truck passed the lake and saw the smoldering fetus that had washed ashore. They picked it up and put tennis shoes and braces on it. They sprayed it with chemicals and placed it in a test tube.

Ten years after the incident an innocent American couple looking to adopt a russian child stumbled upon this peculiar fetus. Still lodged in the test tube and sprinkled daily with chemical X in the hope it would survive, the couple took immediate liking to this strange and charred organism. The adoption papers were filed and finalized and the American family flew back to America where the charred fetus is rumored to live and roam around the suburbs of Carrollton, Texas.
Dude...have you heard the legend of the "Charred Fetus"

Ya man I thought I saw it in fourth period Health! He still has braces and tennis shoes and everything!
by Jamal Montel Willams January 1, 2009
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charmette

All the boys like her, because she's such a charmette.
by DizziChizzi February 9, 2007
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