Apollo's Chariot

The sexual act in which a man pours gasoline on his penis, lights it on fire, and proceeds to have intercourse with a man or woman. It is extremely painful and may lead to severe injury or death if done incorrectly (or correctly).

Matt got severe third-degree burns after riding Kevin's Apollo's chariot.

by John Fremont June 21, 2007

wanking chariot

The bed of a teenager, usually raised several inched off the floor by used kleenex.

c 'ya lads, Im off to my wanking chariot to go and knock one out.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

Charico

Spanish slang for dog

Los va morder el charico.

by Maguas Chingon August 15, 2007

Caripoo

The massively urgent need to shit after consuming a highly caffinated beverage from Caribou Coffee.

Guy 1: "Dude, I just finished my large iced mocha 'moosed' and I was late to my appointment due to a 'Caripoo' situation."

Guy 2: "Yup, I've been there before too."

by MN2NMIXR June 8, 2007

Chav Chariot

(UK) One of those stupid little cars with huge exhaust pipes and a travelling disco in the car. Usually a Vauxhall Corsa.

Look at Darren in his Chav Chariot! With the lowered suspension and the pumping Bose sound system he cuts rather a dashing figure.

by Tony221268 March 7, 2007

peoples chariot

the peoples chariot is just another name for the bus!

"the peoples chariot is never on time"

by Nigel May 21, 2004

flesh chariot

Having doggie style sex (anal or vaginal), whilst whipping the female partner, with her own pigtails.

I pulled a flesh chariot on Pipi Longstockings.

by Travis Mantooth Fosdick February 19, 2007