Chapped Ass

a rawness that forms in between your ass cheeks. rather it be from a hard days work or from not whiping your ass correctly. chapped ass is something that happens to everyone. try jogging for a couple hours, dropping a deuce, and then jogging for two more hours. then you will better understand the extremity of chapped ass.

1. Man, I got horrible case of chapped ass, I think im gonna go home early and sleep it off.

2. Damn dude that guys walking like he just got his fudge packed in. He must have a bad case of chapped ass.

3. You want to go to the beach? I wish I could but my ass is chapped homie.

by James Rich August 31, 2006

Chapped

To get in trouble. Usually with the police. Used often in Santa Cruz County.

The po's rolled at that kegger and me and matt got straight chapped. They gave me a drunk in public ticket. Not puss.

by Moreah January 11, 2009

Crappled

When you sit on the toilet for so long your legs go numb.

One time I was on the toilet at work playing on my phone and looking at pictures of girls I’ve slept with and I got crappled. I had to crawl out under the bathroom stall door using my hands and drag my body back to my desk. After a few minutes I was able to feel my legs again and pull up my pants.

by Bilbo D. Faggins October 16, 2012

Crappled

the intentional recruitment of random strangers into the Reddit community on boring Mondays.

We crappled a random Twitter user on a boring Monday and now his is our King for a day.

by Funkoma January 12, 2011

crappled

crippled for fear of crapping your self

Dude I almost crapped myself because I was so crappled last night.

by ittybittytittycomittee May 9, 2010

chapped

angry.

I was so chapped when she threw that martini at me.

by M November 4, 2003

Chappied

To have the outcome of a taped broadcast revealed prior to viewing.

I was going to tape American Idol and watch it over the weekend, but I knew I would get chappied at work in the morning, so I just checked online to see who got kicked off.

by Hawaii 5-0-0 March 29, 2009