Among the most versatile words in the history of all languages, the word 'chainis', as some like to enunciate it, is a word applicable in all contexts and situations, taking on a plethora of meanings from the soft grace of a rose petal as it gently lays to rest in a calm, summer pond to being a complete dumbass. It is often aptly altered with prefixes, post-fixes and other common grammatical constructions to suit the general mood being felt by a group of individuals. It is believed by traditionalists that embedded within every soul, is the desire to utter such glory. The fulfillment felt by one who recites it at the appropriate time is distinct and available only to those of refined taste. Contrary to popular opinion, chainis is not the equivalent to 'Chinese' (an Asian nationality and culture) and any such attempt to assert this is offensive, ignorant and met with contempt.
Friend: "Hey man, are you going to paintball this weekend?"
Gentleman: "Chainis ;)"
Friend: "...Is that a yes or a no?"
Barista: "Hello sir, would you like cream or sugar in your coffee today?"
Gentleman: "Chainis ;)"
Barista: "You again!?! Security!"
Priest: "Do you take her as your lawfully wedded wife?"
Gentleman: "Chainis"
Priest: "Wow, just wow, I'm so done with this shit."
*Flips over table holding wedding cake and leaves*
Fiancee: "You've ruined everything! I hate you!"
*Starts crying and storms off*
Man of Lesser Intellect: "Hey, you know its really immature and unbecoming of you to keep using that silly word."
Gentleman: "Shut up, you chainis."
Man of Lesser Intellect: "Getting real tired of your shit..."
Psychotherapist: "So tell me, when did you first start using this word, what was it... chainis?"
Gentleman: "Don't try that simplified chainis bullshit with me, all you'll get is a plate full of chainis with side order of chainis and also, chainis"
Psychotherapist: *writes in notepad* "Needs extensive treatment, possibly electroshock therapy with several rounds of psychoactive medication"
Priest: "Does anybody wish to say any last words before we lower his body into the ground?"
Resentful Spirit: "Yeah, why don't you go chainis yourself, you post-chainis chainiser"
Resentful Spirit 2: "Nigga, you owe me rent!"
Gentleman: "Chainis ;)"
Friend: "...Is that a yes or a no?"
Barista: "Hello sir, would you like cream or sugar in your coffee today?"
Gentleman: "Chainis ;)"
Barista: "You again!?! Security!"
Priest: "Do you take her as your lawfully wedded wife?"
Gentleman: "Chainis"
Priest: "Wow, just wow, I'm so done with this shit."
*Flips over table holding wedding cake and leaves*
Fiancee: "You've ruined everything! I hate you!"
*Starts crying and storms off*
Man of Lesser Intellect: "Hey, you know its really immature and unbecoming of you to keep using that silly word."
Gentleman: "Shut up, you chainis."
Man of Lesser Intellect: "Getting real tired of your shit..."
Psychotherapist: "So tell me, when did you first start using this word, what was it... chainis?"
Gentleman: "Don't try that simplified chainis bullshit with me, all you'll get is a plate full of chainis with side order of chainis and also, chainis"
Psychotherapist: *writes in notepad* "Needs extensive treatment, possibly electroshock therapy with several rounds of psychoactive medication"
Priest: "Does anybody wish to say any last words before we lower his body into the ground?"
Resentful Spirit: "Yeah, why don't you go chainis yourself, you post-chainis chainiser"
Resentful Spirit 2: "Nigga, you owe me rent!"
by shaymis lue December 13, 2014
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she has many friends, but sometimes doesnt feel loved. she can pretty much get any boy, she's amazing.
before this, her name wasnt in this website. she cares what people think, but not alot. shes social. most people love her!
she has many friends, but sometimes doesnt feel loved. she can pretty much get any boy, she's amazing.
before this, her name wasnt in this website. she cares what people think, but not alot. shes social. most people love her!
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As a verb: to chain
As a verb: to chain
"I went to look up the Columbia shuttle disaster but after an hour of chaining I somehow ended up on Elizabeth Bathory."
John: Did you get that report done?
Steve: Nope, I wasted the whole night chaining on Wikipedia.
John: Did you get that report done?
Steve: Nope, I wasted the whole night chaining on Wikipedia.
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a word that is used by normal people to insult the homo-inferior sub-species known as chav
also used by especially retarded chavs who think becouse they are more retarded than most that makes them extra speicial
also used by especially retarded chavs who think becouse they are more retarded than most that makes them extra speicial
chav-what m888888 bling bling your ma ,mamamamam im a gay
human-chavinittttt
chav-*gets pikey big brother to beat up while he sits in an old fridge box crying becouse no-one likes him
other use:
human-jesus christ thease chavs smell lets avoid them
chav-chavinittttt :D
human-chavinittttt
chav-*gets pikey big brother to beat up while he sits in an old fridge box crying becouse no-one likes him
other use:
human-jesus christ thease chavs smell lets avoid them
chav-chavinittttt :D
by louispenndragon May 29, 2008
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