Chair force

what every other branch calls the air force

man why didnt i join the chair force?

by anonymous October 3, 2017

My Chair Squeaked

When a person farts while sitting in the chair, and blames it on the chair squeaking.

I was at the farmers house, the farmer was farting while sitting in his chair then he told me 'Oh My Chair Squeaked".

by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013

Hatley Chair

A Hatley Chair (also known as a "Hatley" or a "Tampa 7's Throne") is the sad, slightly undersized single chair placed in the corner of a cheap motel room near the bed. The Hatley is were the cuckolded husband sits idly browsing his phone while his wife gets plowed raw by a train of better men.

Husband: I wish this Hatley Chair would recline.
Wife: *gags on another dude's bare penis*

by Godtrunk Inribis May 20, 2023

Chair Fucker

A person who vigorously engages in sexual relations or activities with chairs.

Person 1:"Did you see Spencer at Ikea last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a chair fucker."

by UNan February 6, 2015

man chair

A man chair is the chair that men sit in while their partner is shopping for long periods of time. They can be found in almost any clothing or shoe store. What can we, as men do while our gf's or wives are shopping, we can sit in a man chair.

Honey, Ill go over here and sit in a man chair while you go shop around and meet me here when your done.

by Devoniscool October 24, 2007

The chair

The chair where clothes clean enough to wear tomorrow but too dirty to go back in the wardrobe go.

"I wore this top today and its a bit creased but I can just wear it tomorrow so I'll put it on the chair so I don't have to bother getting it out of the wardrobe."

by Ceejay44 August 25, 2017

Chakir

Chakir. Oh, how sexy a human can be. If you ever come across a Chakir in your life, don't lose him.
This guy is wise, a great long term partner and is always working towards long term growth.
Besides being extremely hot, this guy has some high intelligence as well, that's why Chakir could also be used as a term for a sexy/intelligent human being (Compare it to being sexy and having brains)

Oh wow, I think that guy is a Chakir, he's good looking and has some brains as well!

by NatteGans June 14, 2020