Ghost-Chairing

When You Move A Chair With your Feet while sitting across the desk And Say There's a "Ghost chair!"

Person 1: YO DAWG THE CHAIR IS MOVING BY ITS SELF!
Person 2: YO THAT CRAZY OH WAIT YOUR Ghost-Chairing!

by James & Matthew March 14, 2020

Changing Station

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• Any precious/generally awkward situation that one finds themselves in, usually resulting in either a throw-down by one or both involved parties or a great debate. Changing Stations are almost always doomed and/or destined to burn a bridge(s).

• Note: A person can both open a changing station or shut one down, not unlike the literal changing stations found in the restrooms of truck stops, usually identified by a Koala or marsupial equivalent.

• Note: Changing stations can happen both in person, but very often open and/or close on one's Facebook Wall, or social network equivalent.

Origin: Witty Gays, Fag Hags, and Fag Stags...

Note: Being elaborate in one's description of a changing station is vital, for example • A Messy Changing Station • Ripping open a changing station • Shutting a Changing Station so fast, one's fingers gets caught in it • A changing station left hanging by the hinges

• JT opened a changing station on Kristina's Facebook Wall about Hillary Clinton's pantsuits, spawning a ridiculous thread between Josh and Kristina's gaggle of gays.

• Chance wasn't having Amanda's fascist Facebook Status, so he shut down that changing station, by referring to her as a lesbian, thus shutting her up, before it got too messy.

by Lulabell1984 October 8, 2009

channingoo

To slap someone with a fish or any other aquatic animal.

I really just want to channingoo him jeez.

by Neko45 November 21, 2019

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by fuckjannies November 20, 2017

Channing Tatum

Only the Hottest man to walk this planet...

Dude that white guy in Coach Carter was hot as hell...
Wait til you see his package on www.iballer.com

by Chexy February 6, 2005

Changing of the tards

The act of one dog waiting at the door to go out while the other dog waits at the other side of the same door to come in.

Every morning we witness the changing of the tards at least 3 times before 9 am.

by orangehouse December 13, 2010

chancing

a Filipino slang word for secretly peeking, or slyly touching restricted body parts. It means that you use a "chance" to do the deed. Usually done on a friendly manner that makes it less offensive.

friends hugging
Girl: dude, did you touch my boobs?
Boy: no, must've by accident.
Girl: you're chancing me
Boy: not at all, (he was totally was)

by sore-eyes March 26, 2010