Cetari

An amazing person. She is funny, cute, adorable, and just amazing. She's hard-working, and she loves people. She normally likes drama, choir, and band. She plays a clarinet and her voice is the best voice you have ever heard. She is tall, majestic, and utterly beautiful. She is your best friend.

Cetari is my best friend.
Have you heard Cetari's voice?
OMG. Cetari plays that clarinet like a pro, yo!

by Shimmer Star June 12, 2018

Chetard

Foolish individuals who wear shirts or possess other paraphernalia with the image of Che Guevara, Marxist-Leninist vermin known for his murdering of those who opposed communist revolutions and clown like utter incompetence when involved in combat operations against counter insurgency forces.

Chetards are frequently seen at Eco-conscious rallies, counter World Trade Organization demonstrations and gathered around bongs in college dormitories.

Did you see that Chetard in the photos from the demonstration? Luckily his unwashed, smelly hippie, patchouli funk was not captured in the picture.

by RonInAz April 29, 2007

Cletard

A redneck retard. So called after Cletus Delroy Spuckler, the slack-jawed yokel in the Simpsons TV show.

Jesus, you dropped it again, you Cletard.

by Rossababy February 4, 2009

F*cktard

Someone, typically female, who is hot but braindead, and good only for f*cking. A retard you want to f*ck and then never have to talk to again.

Those girls are such a bunch of f*cktards. We should go to their party.

by Repoman21 December 28, 2005

cretard

Someone who is a cretin and a retard.

Person 1: *someone* is a retard.
Person 2: *someone* is really dense.
Person 3: So, *someone* is a cretard.

by HGCE December 14, 2008

cretard

One who is creatively retarded.

Ryan D. is such a cretard.

The cretard wanted a banana, so he ate his yellow crayon.

by smartieracer May 12, 2004

F*cktard

A person whom another regards with complete contempt and disrespect, and who is only permitted in the other's presence for the purpose of being sexually exploited.

"She woke me up again with her whining blandishments, what I'd give to sh*tcan this f*cktard."

by MJPowers April 12, 2007