Cervix Crusader

A huge penis (usually belonging belonging to a black man) that is so big it hurts when used in action.

Sally: Man his cervix crusader was so big that my diaphram was sore the next mornin'.

by Barry Manillow November 23, 2006

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Cervix Breaker

1. One who breaks a cervix.

2. One who uses their unusually large penis to unnaturally open a woman's cervix during vaginal sex. The resulting cervix is now considered "broken" and the owner of the said cervix will now give birth a lot quicker.

Stacie: Omg, I can touch the inside of my uterus now.
Jordan: Really? Me too!
Stacie: Joey was so huge; he broke my cervix last night.
Jordan: Leik omg! What a Cervix Breaker!

by ImSpartacus April 23, 2008

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pound the cervix

To incert ones penis so deep in a woman that her cervix is getting a pounded repeatedly.

Ed entered a crowed bar he walked up to Dani, a ver sexy redhead. "Would you like me to pound the cervix?" Sweeping her off her feet she followed huim to the alleynout back where he removed her cloths then drove his penis in so deep that her cervix was pounded repeatedly. Then Ed simply pulled his pants up winked at Dani then walked away. She lay against the dumpster breathless and extremely satisfied.

by Palmin Edani June 24, 2018

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pain in the cervix

1)when a guy is fuckin a girl really hard with a long dick
2)saying that someone is annoying

1)"oh my gosh, your penis was so long it gave me a pain in the cervix"
2)"why do you have to be such a pain in the cervix"

by twinkydoodle1991@yahoo.com February 01, 2008

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Bruised Cervix

An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor."

Crhis had a Bruised Cervix when Amanda said she wasn't into him

by Moofia Mob February 28, 2012

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