A Certain Elephant

A celebrated, tri-weekly cartoon focusing on the lives of several elephants. It has been hailed for using repetition, irony, and smoking elephants to great comedic success. It is known as A.C.E. to its biggest fans.

Check it out, yo:

http://www.acertainelephant.com/ace-58.html#

"Man, I just rofled for like 5 minutes after reading A Certain Elephant today!"

by Graham_965 February 12, 2009

certainly

certainly is one of those words that makes you sound exponentialy more intellegent that you really are. it is very much like "indeed" in it's usage and effect. Works best if you put the word "well" or "why" in front of it, and if you use "truly?" as a question.

Joe: hey did you read that chapter in history?

you: why certainly winstin.

joe:...

by the will burchfield August 15, 2006

hurtin' for certain

Someone who is hurtin' or appears to be hurtin, for certain.

Devo, you look like shit man. Yeah, I had a rough one last night. Pounded 'er back all night dude, really. Yeah definitely hurtin' for certain. Ouuuuuu

by battletoad12 August 9, 2010

A Certain Scientific Railgun

(Toaru Kagaku no Railgun　とある　科学　の　られぐん）　 An amazing anime series that follows the lives of a few main characters (Misaka-san, Shirai-san, Uiharu-san, Saten-san. As a sequel to A Certain Magical Index two of the main characters were side characters in the former series. Misaka Mikoto (main character) is an ojou-sama and a senior student at the prestigious Tokiwadai Academy. Misaka is a highly skilled student and is the third of seven level 5's in the city. The show is mostly based on the students who have varying degrees of abilities all of which can be proven scientifically.

Fan: "OMFG A CERTAIN SCIENTIFIC RAILGUN'S ON!!! GET the F*** out of my way..."
Douchetard: "WTF??"
Fan: *turns around and pops a cap in douchtard's ass*

by lefricquer22 June 6, 2010

certainically

Being so certain of something, that you are willing to barter your soul with Satan.

Ernest: "How sure are you that you love Emily?"

Brent: "Certainically sure!!!"

Ernest: "DAMN MAN! She got a sister?!"

by abrendon67 July 24, 2014

Bi-certain

Someone's sexual orientation is without question bisexual.

If you ask me Billy's latest escapade cements that his Bi-certainty .

by ExcessWetness May 30, 2016

certainstance

This is a stance that you take on something that you are 100% certain on and it will never change. For example: You hating the Red Sox is one of your certainstances.

Terry: I've been thinking about maybe moving in with Millie. I wonder what she'd think?
Barry: I don't know, man. She might, but her parents are very religious. I'm pretty sure that it is their certainstance that you two be married first.
Terry: You're probably right. And we are only in the 3rd grade...

by von groovy September 15, 2017