layin' cable

The act of performing a very long and drawn out bowel movement. An extremely long pooper if you know what I mean.

Bradley was in the bathroom for almost two hours layin' cable...he destroyed that thing.

by Stevie Y December 28, 2005

Tow Cable

The act of farting around a friend and walking in circles around them, wrapping them in your paralyzing pungent oder. A form of crop dusting. (V).

Chris decided a trip to the fridge would also involve firing a sulfur tow cable at Brad that stopped him right in his tracks.

by SirBuddrick December 17, 2009

Laying a cable

Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"

Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off

by ppiihhkkaall August 9, 2009

Comcast Cable

- a cable "service" that sends people to fix the problem by pretending they are checking the frequency on your dvr, then unplugging it and plugging it back in again, which you could have done yourself, then proceeding to charge you 28$ for it.

-begins in a semi-functional state, then deteriorates overtime.

-representatives are trained to be extremely polite, in order to make up for lack of effective service.

-leading cause of homocide.

bill came home in a great mood, turned on Comcast Cable and tried to watch the same program on his DVR 20 times last week, he is currently incarcerated for firebombing several Comcast enemy bases, and raping executives in the parking lot.

by casperthedopestghostintown February 13, 2010

cable gnomes

The creatures that come out at night and hopelessly tangle cables up thet were in order the previous day.

Goddamn it! I just set up the my computer yesterday, and look. It looks like the cable gnomes got to them last night.

by mrobert January 13, 2007

lay some cable

To produce solid waste,often used to amuse workmates,or as an excuse when you are going for a number 3.

Out the way lads,Im going to strech my hoop and lay some cable

by chris ord August 31, 2006

laying cable

A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.

"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"

by Tim December 24, 2003