cauliflower ear

a boxer's or wrestler's ear deformed by injuries and accumlated scar tissue

If you don't retire you will end up with a cauliflower ear.

by Light Joker September 1, 2005

red cauliflower

rectal collapse caused by repeated abuse of the rectum from cock or other phallic devices, resulting in an abundance of tissue resembling a red cauliflower

the dirty whore's arse fell out...red cauliflower

by Chris and Stan September 23, 2004

Bitch Cauliflower

A person with obnoxiously curly hair that resembles broccoli or cauliflower. Can be used as an insult, or as a cute nickname for your curly-haired friend.

Sam: Brooo you're hair is so curly, I'm gonna call you a Bitch Cauliflower.
Jay: Ugh fine 😂

by 911helloitsjamescharles March 15, 2020

Boy who eats cauliflower

A boy who eats copious amounts of cauliflower. typically feels no shame in their actions

Daniel: “I am a boy who eats cauliflower and i feel zero shame, i love it, especially dipped in ranch.”
Lindsey: “You disgust me”

by Lidddddd January 5, 2021

The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger

A Bob's Burgers Halloween burger that comes with cauliflower and cumin

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Cauliflower Dick

The result of having intercourse with multiple hoeish partners without using protection, a white growth on the tip of the penis.

Pat had Cauliflower Dick after screwing all those dirty fat goth bitches.

by Earl Teh Squirrel January 6, 2009

Cauliflower

Verb: To drive as fast as you can and masturbate at the same time, keeping your hand with the speed and power of the vehicle.

I just Cauliflowered to relieve the stress of the day.

Cauliflowering is like BLT all over the steering wheel.

by Thug Nasty Nasty November 6, 2013