Jo Calderone

Lady Gaga's bad- ass alter ego/ apparant old flame. He appears in her music video for "You and I" and even attended the 2011 VMA's in her absence. During the awards, he performed her single "You and I" and accepted the Best Female Video, and Best Video With a Message on his woman's behalf.

He even tried to make a move on the "INCOMPERABLE BRITNEY SPEARS!" but unfortunately was unsuccesful...

A man of mystery, but certainly not a stranger to the stage, much about Jo remains unknown. He was on the cover of Japan's Vogue Hommes in September, 2011 and stated that he "had never had his picture taken before".

Jo is loud, rude, and obnoxious, but he truly cares for his girl, Lady Gaga. He has attracted the attention of countless girls across the country and even some from men.

He's a greaser with great pipes (courtesy of Gaga herself?) and some mad hip movements.

DEFINATELY SOMEBODY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON (;

Person 1: Hey man did you see Lady Gaga on the VMA's last night?!

Person 2: Dude I don't know what you're talking about. Gaga wasn't there- Jo Calderone took her place. He killed it!!"

Person 1: OH. so THATS who that random greaser was!

by yeah yeah chicken feet September 3, 2011

Eleanor Calder

Louis Tomlinson’s Ex-beard. It was time for all to live and let live.

Did you hear Louis and Eleanor Calder split up? She’s was his Beard anyway… now Ex-beard.

by LTHS28_2022 February 23, 2022

Calderon

One who’s born to be great. A person with this name will always be top dog never barks always bites. Makes BIG MOVES.

-Ayo bro there comes a Calderon

Damn you don’t want to mess with him !!

by Loubands June 6, 2018

eleanor calder

Louis Tominson's "gf".
She is a beard cuz louis is GAY
She has two beautiful dogs, Clifford and Bruce.
She is also an influencer.

person 1: hey do u like eleanor calder
person 2: LARRY 4EVER

by cheeeeeeeeeseeeee November 21, 2021

Calderic

Someone who worships Eleanor Calder, Louis Tomlinson's so-called girlfriend. A calderic is said to be performing Indian rituals to look like Eleanor.

Calderic: If you don't know how big Eleanor's thighgap is you are not a true calderic.

by Stylinfag March 21, 2013

Calder

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He is perfect from his head to his toes. He will infiltrate your mind and heart. Every moment spent with him is absolutely perfect. He is very headstrong and will never give up. At times he can be stubborn but that never stops him from succeeding. Whenever you look into his eyes, time will stop. His touch will give you butterflies and his kisses will always bring a smile to your face. He will love unconditionally and look past imperfections. He will do everything he can to treat you like a queen. He is the only man that will actually understand it all. He will make you want to be a better person. He is so easygoing and being around him just seems natural. He will make you the happiest girl in the world. No one else will ever even compare to him. He is above and beyond any expectation of a "good" boyfriend. He is the best thing to ever walk into your life and you will never ever want to lose him.

Calder is absolutely perfect.

by summmmmer September 13, 2013

Cauldronading

A latin word, explaining the reaction caused by a destroyer in full force. As the smoke reaches terminal velocity, at approximatly 230 mph, it swirls in a circular pattern to create a cauldron like effect.

Can also be seen in other things like bongs such as the cauldronizing effect.

dude that shit is totally cauldronading right now.

by all this shits taken August 17, 2009