Chastitute

A Woman or Man who sells or otherwise "whores out" their chastity through Media Attention or for Political Gain.

Did you see that Pro-Life Republican snob on cable, Chastituting out their soul for their overly excited 15 seconds of fame, on the FOX News Channel? What a Chastitute!

by Gurrrfuss June 15, 2012

Constitute

Constantinople + prostitute; a Turkish prostitute.

"Dang, that constitute was cray."

by T-Swig October 9, 2016

cuntstitute

The opposite of a pro-stitute, which is a hook who is a pro.

A cuntstitute is a hooker which is not a pro, and very amateur like and rude, thus, deriving the prefix cunt.

BOB: Eh Greg, know any good prostitutes 'round here?
GREG: Dangnamit, I only know them cuntstitutes 'round here.

by El Grandez December 14, 2007

Costitute

A small, delicate, Holsworthian lady of the night who is actually a bloke in a dress. To put it basically, "fiver a go".

"I travelled 84.6 miles to suck the teet of this Costitute, and it was only a fiver! Bargin!"

"I dont think they know it, but that Costitute has his shlong hanging out"

by The real Costitute May 8, 2009

crostitute

Cross dressing prostitute

I was so hammered last night , I didn't realize the prostitute I picked up was actually a crostitute.

by Timmy Teninch O'mazin November 11, 2013

Chistitute

Someone of the Chinese decent that’s always stealing style and being a slut

Chistitute is fine bro

by Chi-sti-tute November 4, 2021

crawstitute

A prostitute that receives payments based in boiled crawfish. Prices vary pending on the season.

"Hey Brigg! What's the going rate for crawfish?"

Brigg "7.50lb."
"Damn, I'll have to wait until after Easter to afford the Crawstitute"

by Gizblind February 13, 2025