Cozy.tv Catholicism 

An approach to Catholicism where one does not actually know anything about the faith, but weaponizes it against political opponents.

“That Groyper doesn’t even know his Hail Mary! He’s a total Cozy.tv Catholic! (Cozy.tv Catholicism)”

Cozy.tv Catholic: “Watch America First or you’re going to hell!”

Cozy.tv Catholicism by Pollypopper June 11, 2022

Cafeteria Catholicism

The practice of refusing to eat meat on friday (because it is often recycled -- Tuesday's meatballs make Friday's Shepherd's Pie) when dining in a cafeteria.

Dude, that meat loaf looks nasty. Good thing I'm practicing Cafeteria Catholicism.

Cafeteria Catholicism by aaaacarpet December 28, 2005

Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}.

Person 1: Are you addicted to acronyms with perianal abscesses: {abbreviations}?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release

Vagisil's Versions of Spartan Prayers (Catholicism): The First Juvenile Release by Twittlerio February 1, 2025

C & E Catholics

A person who only attends mass on Christmas and Easter.

Observing his larger than usual Easter congregation, Father Dick took the opportunity to deliver a little dig. ".....and it's so nice to see my C & E Catholics this morning. We see so little of you, that when you do attend mass we have to break out the Ritz crackers"

(Practicing Catholics look down on C & E 's taking communion.)

This is a true story. And yes, his name WAS Father Dick.

C & E Catholics by Chat Noir May 24, 2008

woodwork catholics 

Catholics who come out of the woodwork to attend mass only on Christmas, Easter, and one week into New Year's Resolutions. They're the reason the regularly participating catholics can't get a seat or a parking spot on those crowded holidays. They also pull out their catholic card when they want to have a wedding or baptism in a church because it makes for nice pictures.

We listened to Christmas mass in the doorway of the church because the place was overflowing with woodwork catholics.

woodwork catholics by sick_of_fakes March 31, 2009

holiday catholics 

catholics that only go to church on holidays like christmas and easter. they take all the good seats and over crowd the parking lot.

the smiths are such holiday catholics; they only go to church on christmas and easter.

holiday catholics by jesus's homedog June 29, 2008

katholicism 

Katholicism is a religion where we worship our God Kathy bates there are also 10 commandments and more to our religion. instead of oh my god we say oh my Kathy for we worship Kathy and she is our way to redemption on our souls and hearts. All katholics love and respect eachother. There is no lgbtq+ phobia or you have sind and will not be forgiven by Kathy we are all bad bitches and hate Mike Pence 🥰 (aka the general chat on October 7th). Also robert Pattinson important to us and so is Noah miller (ew). We also want Trisha paytas to join our religion so she to can be one with Kathy like the rest of us. We are working on a Bible I believe ( if we don't have a Bible Kathy will be mad). Also Kathy is all we need and all we will ever need in like for we are the church of katholicism and we stand for Kathy.

Amburr Kathy is apart of a religion called katholicism

katholicism by Queenvictorballsack October 7, 2020