chandelor

Reflective yet sensible, captivating and exquisite. Subtle. You have to take a second glance kinda guy. Can't get you off my mind type of dude. Addicting. He is solid. A stone. Hidden beyond the surface lay gems and jewels. Luxuriously striking man, posh and proud. Whom says the least, but is the wisest. Eyes that heal all the pain ever endured. Hands gentle enough to repair a broken soul. Heart desirable enough to change the world. Body capable of pleasuring the senseless. Possesses the love of a girl, who loves him for all that he is and all he will be become

Dude I hate that guy Chandelor...

You only hate him cuz you're jealous man

by anjlajck February 11, 2015

ham chandelier

What The lips of the vagina are called after they have been irritated from such things as bike riding or riding a mechanical bull for long periods.

Is your ham chandelier upset because of your spin class?

by T2216639 November 13, 2016

chandelier

drinking game where one cup FULL of beer is placed in the middle of (usually) 6 other cups filled about 1/3 with beer. One player is behind each of these 6 cups, and the aim of the game is to bounce a ping pong (beer pong) ball either: 1. into the middle cup, causing all players to drink their individual cup as quickly as possible, with the last person finished their cup forced to drink the full, middle cup; or 2. into one of the 5 other players' cups, who then has to drink their own cup and gets to have the next bounce.

These guys suck balls at beer pong and I just wanna get fucked up fast, so let's play some chandelier...always does the trick.

by mdub1087 September 11, 2008

Bacon Chandeliers

Another phrase for lady parts that are prone to dangle down like beef cutains.

'I tell you no lie Mickey, she sat on me face and her bacon chandeliers were tapping on me molars, if not me wisdom teeth. It were like chewin' on a chamois leather.'

by Flappy Fred May 25, 2006

coughing up chandeliers

to speak in an overly elaborate and ornamental manner, drawing more attention to your knowledge of language than to what is trying to be conveyed.

Jane would be a better journalist if she wasn't so busy coughing up chandeliers.

by Cristopher February 7, 2008

catharded

Cathartic retardation. Brain damage resulting from drug overdose are strike to the head.

"Where is Adam?"
"You didn't hear? He snorted a bunch of meth and is now in the hospital all catharded and shit."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

the chandelier

when four women lay with their pussys all towards the middle on their back ( like north, south, east and west ) with a four sided dildo and their legs all are up in the air in the middle together with dildo inserted in all four at same time.

becca , shannon ,tiffany and carie did the chandelier last night at their slumber party.

by nick (reams ) and matt (MATTY G. ) July 19, 2007