cat food

Ketamine

I need some of dat cat food dawg.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

cat food

Half of a bum's dinner, the other half being a bottle of muscatel.

Joe and Lottie shared a can of cat food for Christmas dinner under the Tenth Street Bridge.

by The Wog Whomper May 13, 2005

cat food

Semen. Substance consumed by pussies. High in protein with that salty "from the ocean" flavour.

That chick's cat was hungry for my cat food.

by Stçggs September 25, 2006

cat food

A male courting an older female.

Mike is dating that cougar. He is therefore cat food.

by CocoBird March 15, 2012

Cat Food Poo

The smell of your crap after a night on the booze. Usually smells like a freshly opened tin of cat food.

Had a Cat Food Poo this morning. Smelt like Salmon with Trout.

by the burrd October 29, 2008

cat food

My other antidrug. See dogfood.

I was out of dogfood so i used catfood as my antidrug. MEOW MEOW MEOW!

by Aleu April 27, 2003

Cat Food

A slang word for crack cocaine, also made famous by a song's lyrics, "Smoking cat food."

"Hey im gonnah run by the crib and pick up your catfood."

"You need any catfood?"

"Bout to go to the spot and bake me some cat food."

by bigwillie4200 October 1, 2011